on my first cup of coffee, deserves an EMMY, believe me. That was the case just now. My day off, lots to do--vacuum the entire house, clean the bathrooms, take out the compost, pick the apples off the apple tree in order to get disappointed shrugs from small persons in cute weird costumes next week (then give them corporate candy, too--ha, ha, ha! trickortreat!), do the laundry, and etc., dragged myself out of bed with all this ahead of me ON MY DAY OFF, sloshed coffee to get started, and instead decided to troll DU for anything catastrophically funny...AND FOUND IT!

Emmy Award to Jimmy and the sleepy Indians! Anybody who knows me knows that I DO **NOT** HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!