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EarlG

(21,966 posts)
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:02 PM Dec 2013

Pic Of The Moment: This Real Ted Cruz Coloring Book Would Make A Great Stocking Stuffer



NOT THE ONION. I REPEAT: NOT THE ONION. Take appropriate precautions.


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Pic Of The Moment: This Real Ted Cruz Coloring Book Would Make A Great Stocking Stuffer (Original Post) EarlG Dec 2013 OP
Move over sticks and coal! D23MIURG23 Dec 2013 #1
Hahahaha!!!!! Best comment!!!! nt MADem Dec 2013 #30
They misspelled it Half-Century Man Dec 2013 #2
This is begging for reviews on Amazon. whopis01 Dec 2013 #3
I just added my two cents. 47of74 Dec 2013 #9
This was listed as the "most helpful favorable review": dflprincess Dec 2013 #27
They know most of "their people" are old and will not be around long so... redstatebluegirl Dec 2013 #4
Are you kidding me? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2013 #5
Yeah! From the people who brought us the "Tea Party Coloring Book"! NYC_SKP Dec 2013 #6
Jesus God WTH is that? ZRT2209 Dec 2013 #15
Holy ish, look at how evil Herman Cain looks. Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #18
That's not evil, that's his "horn dawg" look....he thinks he's being "seductive!" MADem Dec 2013 #31
I can't color in this page packman Dec 2013 #33
Juanita Jean is laughing about this comic book Gothmog Dec 2013 #7
you go comrade cruz! Botany Dec 2013 #8
These nasty Democrats! spedtr90 Dec 2013 #10
"These people need to improve their behavior and get better at what they do nyquil_man Dec 2013 #12
Great coloring book for a little kid HockeyMom Dec 2013 #11
Tell the Truth - Tell it Often - Tell the Children (tm) Kablooie Dec 2013 #13
why are the girls LiberalElite Dec 2013 #23
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2013 #25
I Keep Imagining A Page From An Unwritten Comic Book Showing... Vogon_Glory Dec 2013 #32
remember when the RW mocked children who sang "Barack Obama" song ZRT2209 Dec 2013 #14
OMG!!! mrgorth Dec 2013 #16
More pics Tab Dec 2013 #17
Great. Some toilet paper for potty training! nt Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #19
Oh come on now, that book is not for kids Bjorn Against Dec 2013 #20
Yeah, if you want their little minds FUBAR!~ Cha Dec 2013 #21
Don't forget Rush Revere sorefeet Dec 2013 #22
Best Snark review from Amazon Nanjing to Seoul Dec 2013 #24
I don't know about a stocking, JimboBillyBubbaBob Dec 2013 #26
Given the intelligence of the average Teabagger dflprincess Dec 2013 #28
Publisher: Really Big Coloring Books, Inc. klook Dec 2013 #29

dflprincess

(28,082 posts)
27. This was listed as the "most helpful favorable review":
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:43 PM
Dec 2013

Which one of you guys wrote it?


[div class = "excerpt"]
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1CH7U4O7BD4UN/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R1CH7U4O7BD4UN

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

redstatebluegirl

(12,265 posts)
4. They know most of "their people" are old and will not be around long so...
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 12:43 PM
Dec 2013

they are brainwashing a new generation of idiots.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
31. That's not evil, that's his "horn dawg" look....he thinks he's being "seductive!"
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 06:51 AM
Dec 2013

You know he likes to be sexy for the ladies, and all...!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/05/ginger-white-herman-cain-accuser-on-his-exit-his-arrogance-and-sex.html


......Indeed, it was Cain’s public disparagement of those women that triggered White’s decision to talk, she said. “I wasn’t surprised when women came out with sexual harassment allegations,” White said. “My initial reaction was, ‘They’re not lying,’ because he feels as if he can approach any women, say whatever he wants to say, and they’re going to be OK with that, just because he’s Herman Cain. He’s very sure of himself. He has this arrogance about him. He feels as if, when he walks across the room, all eyes are upon him. Herman Cain loves Herman Cain.”

.......But White had no illusions about her relationship with Cain, she said. “Never was I in love with him,” she said. “In the beginning I was naive and intrigued by this person. Initially it was exciting, but when I started knowing who he was, it became less and less fun. The more time I spent around him and the more trips we took, I started liking him less. He was very flirtatious with other women when we were out together and very chauvinistic at times. I would say something about corporate America or sexual harassment in the workplace, or something about men and women, and he would give me the impression that he thought the man was always right. When I got involved with a sexual harassment case, he said, ‘Are you sure you want to do that, because you’re going to lose your job.’ I said, ‘Yes, absolutely I do.’”.....
 

packman

(16,296 posts)
33. I can't color in this page
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 11:31 AM
Dec 2013

I looked in my Crayola box and there were no crayons labeled "Stupid" or "Asshole" or "BubbleHead"

spedtr90

(719 posts)
10. These nasty Democrats!
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 02:19 PM
Dec 2013

Such bullies! Rush Limbaugh, meanwhile, is a member of the media "reporting" on the Occupy movement.



-from "Tea Party II - Why America Loves You! The Social-Activist Coloring Book for Kids"

nyquil_man

(1,443 posts)
12. "These people need to improve their behavior and get better at what they do
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 04:51 PM
Dec 2013

or resign."

Why on earth did they hire a projectionist to write their book?

Vogon_Glory

(9,127 posts)
32. I Keep Imagining A Page From An Unwritten Comic Book Showing...
Tue Dec 10, 2013, 08:19 AM
Dec 2013

I keep imagining a page from an unwritten, undrawn bilingual comic book stating Ted Cruz's opposition to the DREAMErs and showing Canadian-born, little knee britches-clad Ted-ito being taken across the US border by his foreign-national papi while sticking his tongue out at the DREAM-ers who came from almost-identical circumstances, except that THEY didn't have a US citizen mother.

ZRT2209

(1,357 posts)
14. remember when the RW mocked children who sang "Barack Obama" song
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 06:35 PM
Dec 2013

but coloring book apparently ok....

Tab

(11,093 posts)
17. More pics
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 07:49 PM
Dec 2013



I particularly like this one, but I see someone posted it upthread. Still, worth posting twice

Bjorn Against

(12,041 posts)
20. Oh come on now, that book is not for kids
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:08 PM
Dec 2013

The book is for his base, they don't read so well so having fun activities with crayons puts this book at a level they can understand.

sorefeet

(1,241 posts)
22. Don't forget Rush Revere
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 08:43 PM
Dec 2013

These fucks are spreading their lying propaganda to the kids. Brainwash the children, for the prison industrial complex or the military industrial complex, they are a commodity.

 

Nanjing to Seoul

(2,088 posts)
24. Best Snark review from Amazon
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 09:48 PM
Dec 2013

Everyone Needs To Purchase This!
By Ikonos on December 9, 2013

Glorious Leader Ted Cruz now speaks to our Future Cadres! The Anointed One is now putting into action all that he learned at the feet of his father, Dearest Leader.

The smighting of the Unbelievers shall soon proceed as soon as our next generation of God's Most Holy Army arises from the ranks of kindergartens nationwide, full of Love and Zeal for our Great Leader, and kills every Commie Liberal Socialist Fascist Democrat that stands in the way of the glorious merging of Church, State, and Corporations, just as prophesied in The Most Holy Republican Teabagger Bible!

dflprincess

(28,082 posts)
28. Given the intelligence of the average Teabagger
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 10:48 PM
Dec 2013

I'm not sure that this coloring book was meant for kids.

klook

(12,164 posts)
29. Publisher: Really Big Coloring Books, Inc.
Mon Dec 9, 2013, 11:46 PM
Dec 2013


Check this Amazon review:
You must color within the lines. "I have one question, and I ask it with all sincerity. Is there a crayon in the color of blind ambition?"

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