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Sen. Brandon Smith goes to Mars
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samsingh
(17,599 posts)as Colbert has said - they feel it in the gut and go with it.
Mars and Earth have the same temperatures they feel so it must be true.
underpants
(182,839 posts)Colbert very first The Word on his very first show.
He also once said, "Facts have a liberal bias"
JDPriestly
(57,936 posts)way down at night. Here:
Mars is a harsh, cold world. It is much colder than Earth; but then, it is also farther from the sun. The small, barren planet also has a thin atmosphere that is 95 percent carbon dioxide.
Extreme differences
Mars's atmosphere is about 100 times thinner than Earth's. Without a "thermal blanket," Mars can't retain any heat energy. On average, the temperature on Mars is about minus 80 degrees F (minus 60 degrees C). In winter, near the poles temperatures can get down to minus 195 degrees F (minus 125 degrees C). A summer day on Mars may get up to 70 degrees F (20 degrees C) near the equator, but at night the temperature can plummet to about minus 100 degrees F (minus 73 C). Frost forms on the rocks at night, but as dawn approaches and the air gets warmer, the frost turns to vapor, and there is 100 percent humidity until it evaporates.
Mars is a harsh, cold world. It is much colder than Earth; but then, it is also farther from the sun. The small, barren planet also has a thin atmosphere that is 95 percent carbon dioxide.
Extreme differences
Mars's atmosphere is about 100 times thinner than Earth's. Without a "thermal blanket," Mars can't retain any heat energy. On average, the temperature on Mars is about minus 80 degrees F (minus 60 degrees C). In winter, near the poles temperatures can get down to minus 195 degrees F (minus 125 degrees C). A summer day on Mars may get up to 70 degrees F (20 degrees C) near the equator, but at night the temperature can plummet to about minus 100 degrees F (minus 73 C). Frost forms on the rocks at night, but as dawn approaches and the air gets warmer, the frost turns to vapor, and there is 100 percent humidity until it evaporates.
http://www.space.com/16907-what-is-the-temperature-of-mars.html
I hope that one of the Representative's constituents will Google this and send the esteemed Congressman an e-mail with the correct information and a link. Google affords us no excuse for ignorance. I hate to admit it but I did not know this until I looked it up.
What are constituents for if not to educate Congress?
C Moon
(12,213 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)They have mightily succeeded in getting Americans to distrust mainstream media sources; to regard the majority race and religion to be oppressed minorities; to view social progress as immoral; and to excuse any national depravity because they themselves are actually deceitful, racist, intolerant, self-centered, and jingoistic. At best.
Corporate take-over of education will help "catapult the propaganda" (tm GWB).
mountain grammy
(26,626 posts)Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)and completely misunderstooderated the sichiation.
The actual bullshit talking point is that warming trends on mars somehow invalidate human caused climate change on earth.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)mbperrin
(7,672 posts)Now does Uranus explain colonoscopies?
robbob
(3,534 posts)Without Uranus there would be no need for colonoscopies. Clear?
mbperrin
(7,672 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)That's right, YOU CAN'T!!!
Checkmate.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)randys1
(16,286 posts)Botany
(70,523 posts)Facts and republicans, not so much.
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Botany
(70,523 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)These stupid-shits are getting too numerous!
I don't know whether to or Or perhaps
I don't it's too much to expect some modicum of intelligence from elected "leaders."
AlinPA
(15,071 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Any takers?
TlalocW
(15,384 posts)Venus is hotter than Mercury even though Mercury is closer to the sun because of the greenhouse effect caused by Venus' atmosphere.
TlalocW
tclambert
(11,087 posts)jimlup
(7,968 posts)Pretty astounding stuff when Republicans try to use what they perceive to be "science".
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Moostache
(9,897 posts)These nut bags are a global embarrassment and allowing them to speak on topics as if they were experts is a national disgrace.
Goddamn it already....I WANT MY FUCKING COUNTRY BACK!!! You know the one where we lead the fucking world in bold endeavors like a national interstate highway system and space program that was not only an inspiration to mankind and a technological triumph for the ages but also a hugely successful business incubator and innovation hub (including the very company that I proudly work for today).
These assholes and the people who vote for them like goddamn lemmings going over the same fucking cliff need to be marginalized and laughed out of the big people room and sent to the kid's table to drool on themselves and play with their shit in peace without bothering the rest of us until nap time!!!!!
As it is, if he's not already a "leader" in their party, he will surely be in a key role on the Science and Technology House committee for life! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE...
EEO
(1,620 posts)progressoid
(49,992 posts)3catwoman3
(24,009 posts)...how I am feeling.
dickthegrouch
(3,176 posts)Constitution needs changing to disqualify anyone who can't (still) pass a basic general knowledge test from being a politician.
underpants
(182,839 posts)Paraphrasing Marvin the Martian
Initech
(100,083 posts)Roy Rolling
(6,921 posts)well...none of the so-called "scientists" he consults with at least. They agree with him that Mars is a flat planet, too.
GeorgeGist
(25,321 posts)underpants
(182,839 posts)Republican geometry
unionthug777
(740 posts)Saviolo
(3,282 posts)1) Can non-scientists please stop talking about scientific matters as though their opinions in said matters mean anything at all?
and 2) Can the media stop reporting on it as though there is an actual valid debate or point to what was said? That's not balance, that's sheer lunacy.
tclambert
(11,087 posts)because I love the beauty and humor of science.
Photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks, "Do you need help with your baggage?"
Photon says, "I don't have any. I'm traveling light."
Saviolo
(3,282 posts)with folks talking about scientific matters, only those who insist that their uninformed opinions on said matters should carry the same weight as established scientific consensus!
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have an H2O." The second one says, "I'll have an H2O, too." Sadly, the second one died.
tclambert
(11,087 posts)louis-t
(23,295 posts)Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)the debaters.
louis-t
(23,295 posts)The guy's an idiot. THIS is your best and brightest, republic party?
Jim__
(14,077 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)He doesn't care about the facts - just that it plays well with his base and they turn out because of him.
tclambert
(11,087 posts)DallasNE
(7,403 posts)For starters, Mars is more than twice as far from the Sun as the Earth is so that in itself would mean it is on average considerable colder. Then factor in the atmosphere on Mars is less dense meaning that the heat cannot be held in nearly as well as on Earth so temperature ranges will be great.
And this got me to thinking Why not just check it out.
http://www.space.com/16907-what-is-the-temperature-of-mars.html
47of74
(18,470 posts)the ground has holes, asses have holes = dirty assholes.
Tikki
(14,558 posts)often don't know the truth.
As long as these liars use certain code words in public their constituents think these
liars are on track.
Example: there was local politician here where I lived that had the backing of the plastic bag
industry...he kept spouting off on how recyclable grocery bags could kill you because
they are full of germs.
A simple reminder that most recyclable grocery bags can go into the washer and get all
fresh and ready for the next grocery store trip was all that was needed to shut him up.
But see, they are counting on the ignorance and apathy and the fear factor of the voters.
Tikki
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)That God is changing the climate cause he's mad at us.
PatrickforO
(14,578 posts)actually figure they can HELP God by hastening on the apocalypse!
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)MisterP
(23,730 posts)if you're gonna use a solar forcing argument you at least have to *read* what the people studying solar forcing say ...
(oh, who am I kidding)
Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)Mnemosyne
(21,363 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)We've got ALL the blithering dunces we can stand there already! Wait a minute! Kentucky? This is a junior Turtle! GAH - must be sumpthin' in the water there!
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)PatrickforO
(14,578 posts)derby378
(30,252 posts)"...and as long as he puts corporations in charge of women's health and keeps pot illegal in Kentucky, that's fine with us. *BURP* "
SpankMe
(2,958 posts)So, how do we explain the heating going on there? If solar warming isn't man-made, then warming of the Earth's atmosphere can't be human caused, either. It's just plain logic.
derby378
(30,252 posts)The Sun is powered by a buttload of solar coal. That's why it's so hot, silly!
arcane1
(38,613 posts)tclambert
(11,087 posts)I think in academia we all agree on that. Nobody will dispute that.
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DesertRat
(27,995 posts)chknltl
(10,558 posts)Aggressive discussion perhaps but not a debate. The fact that propagandists have convinced the dreadfully unenlightened that the earth is flat AND round like a pizza does not mean there is a debate going on between us. No, we are in full on finger flipping at each other mode and by no stretch is this a debate.
noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)shouldn't there a basic intelligence/knowledge test to hold office? like: you cannot be a complete moran.
NutmegYankee
(16,200 posts)Good job getting the look right!
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)they think that dinosaurs roamed the Earth with humans millions of years ago. They sound so convincing.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)"We"?
knownow
(53 posts)Why did he come back and how can we get him to leave again? Perhaps he'd like to tell us about Venus next.
is that where they have that Noah guy museum?
tclambert
(11,087 posts)rocktivity
(44,577 posts)according to this site (and this converter). I can't speak for whatever planet that senator Smith comes from -- birther alert?
rocktivity
red dog 1
(27,820 posts)"I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here."???
Is "Academia" a small town in Kentucky?
(By the way, I think, at DU, we all agree that the rug he's wearing looks ridiculous!)
paleotn
(17,931 posts)DeSwiss
(27,137 posts)Now you can see why we're fucked.
valerief
(53,235 posts)Cha
(297,335 posts)AlinPA
(15,071 posts)packman
(16,296 posts)And I think he needs a new wig.
npk
(3,660 posts)Gawd do I have to think of everything around here.
DhhD
(4,695 posts)closer to the outer zone but not near the outer edge. Proteins denature with heat to include the plant proteins of the producers on the food and energy pyramids.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habitable_zone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denaturation_(biochemistry)
polynomial
(750 posts)Now we know there is oil there on Mars. Hurry, we need an appropriations and legislation bill for privatization of NASA to rocket off the necessary equipment to drill baby drill. There must be oil all over the place.
Then America can build the next generation XL-Pipeline from here to Mars. Just think of the jobs generated. Oops cant give Obama that credit better ditch that idea, but think of the profiteering that can be done!!!
PatrickforO
(14,578 posts)Clearly, he knows NOTHING about climate change here, and certainly LESS about the climate on Mars.
Too bad he's not a statesman, who by definition would be concerned with the needs of future generations, as well as the current one.
Nope, this fellow is definitely a politician who is MUCH more concerned about how he'll do in the next election and keeping the big money from big coal on his side.
Yep. A true-blue All-American pat-ree-ott!
PatrickforO
(14,578 posts)He's clearly too VAPID to be in Congress!
that's all I can say.
Besides, is anyone surprised this guy is a Republican?
progree
(10,909 posts)Last edited Tue Jul 8, 2014, 12:11 AM - Edit history (2)
In Kentucky, where coal is king, public gross stupidity on climate change can be bipartisan
Kentucky Lawmakers Attack Climate Change Science In Discussion on Carbon Regulations, The News For Louisville, WFPL News, 89.3 FM
(an NPR affiliate)
...State Rep. Kevin Sinnette, a [font color=blue]Democrat[/font] from Ashland, said climate change didnt kill the dinosaurs, so human beings should be just fine.
The dinosaurs died, and we dont know why, but the world adjusted. And to say that this is whats going to cause detriment to people, I just dont think its out there," Sinnette said.
This was said at the very same hearing that Sen Brandon Smith (R) made his idiotic Mars temperature comment.
Even though Rep. Sinnette attempted to pander to the coal companies, I think he made one enormous fatal flaw to his career -- his statements indicate he doesn't believe that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time together a few thousand years ago like the Good Book teaches us. (Remember that Kentucky creation museum depicting humans riding dinosaurs?) He makes it sound like dinosaurs died in a distant past era, indicating his heretical belief that the Bible is not the inerrant word of Almighty God.
davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)Let's start a new mission! Send Brandon Smith to Mars! Can we please send the GOP and the tea party with him?
ffr
(22,671 posts)It'll be way cheaper than actually trying to convince the brain dead of the underlying errs of their ways.
p.s. we won't tell them it's actually a one-way ticket. Meh, they probably won't know the difference anyway.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)talking about "our data and our constituents and stuff".
"...As you (Energy & Environment Cabinet official) sit there in your chair with your data, we sit up here in ours with our data and our constituents and stuff behind us. I dont want to get into the debate about climate change, but I will simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars. There are no factories on Mars that Im aware of. ..."
What kind of academician (since that's what he's calling himself) talks about having his data and stuff? For that matter, what Senator talks about his stuff? What stuff? Did Einstein talk about his data and stuff? He sounds like he's in junior high.
Fred M
(64 posts)raouldukelives
(5,178 posts)Compromising with that leaves you somewhere between Oz & Bhopal.
Fortinbras Armstrong
(4,473 posts)According to his Wikipedia Article, he is not now nor ever has been an academic.
PearliePoo2
(7,768 posts)AWESOME!!
All these replies are worthy of some kind of PRIZE!
santamargarita
(3,170 posts)neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)I think you should hitch a ride on the next rocket to Mars, and see for yourself!