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TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts) Mon Jul 14, 2014, 02:56 PM Jul 2014

Memo to Networks: STOP Inviting This Family of Bloodsucking, Baby-Eating Vampires On Your Shows, and

Stop inviting this family of bloodsucking, baby-eating vampire war criminals onto your shows, and you won't have to keep worrying about how you're going to handle things when the inevitable protesters show up to arrest them for being...well...for being bloodsucking, baby-eating vampire war criminals. DUH!

Problem solved....

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Memo to Networks: STOP Inviting This Family of Bloodsucking, Baby-Eating Vampires On Your Shows, and (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 OP

That sudden cut away at the end was way too awesome WhoIsNumberNone Jul 2014 #1

I agree. It was the best thing since Neil Cavuto cut off blathering mental case Michelle Bachmann TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 #2

Frumpy?? kas125 Jul 2014 #5

Yikes! This is one tough crowd! RufusTFirefly Jul 2014 #7

Hahah! Thank you! I stand corrected. What can I say? TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 #10

The cut away makes the story. oldandhappy Jul 2014 #3

"Sorry, We are Experiencing Technical Difficulties..." TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 #11

Fantastic reference. ProfessorPlum Jul 2014 #18

I pity the innocent riverwalker Jul 2014 #4

I keep asking where they might have found a "black" LibGranny Jul 2014 #6

Condemned Prisoner in China? PeoViejo Jul 2014 #9

I hadn't thought of that one, but you're probably right! That probably also explains how the Chinese TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 #13

....uhhhh PeoViejo Jul 2014 #17

my memory is fuzzy about Dick's heart donor 90-percent Jul 2014 #16

4 more years? eh Lizzy...... Grassy Knoll Jul 2014 #8

If Dick and Lynn Cheney are so obsessed with helping their daughter into a political career... TrollBuster9090 Jul 2014 #12

K&R! DeSwiss Jul 2014 #14

"When Dick was asked to be Vice President" 90-percent Jul 2014 #15

WhoIsNumberNone

(7,875 posts)

1. That sudden cut away at the end was way too awesome

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 03:00 PM

Jul 2014

n/t

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)

2. I agree. It was the best thing since Neil Cavuto cut off blathering mental case Michelle Bachmann

Reply to WhoIsNumberNone (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 03:05 PM

Jul 2014

to spare her the embarrassment of looking like an even bigger idiot that she already does.

I guess C-SPAN was trying to spare Dick Cheney the humiliation of being seen shitting his pants in fear of a frumpy woman with a pair of novelty store handcuffs; and then diving behind his wife and daughter for protection. (ie-Rupert Murdoch style.)

kas125

(2,472 posts)

5. Frumpy??

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Reply #2)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 05:10 PM

Jul 2014

RufusTFirefly

(8,812 posts)

7. Yikes! This is one tough crowd!

Reply to kas125 (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 06:15 PM

Jul 2014

One of the very last adjectives I'd ever even remotely consider using to describe Alli McCracken is "frumpy."

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)

10. Hahah! Thank you! I stand corrected. What can I say?

Reply to kas125 (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 09:47 PM

Jul 2014

I've got a lousy computer monitor, and I need new glasses.

oldandhappy

(6,719 posts)

3. The cut away makes the story.

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 03:57 PM

Jul 2014

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)

11. "Sorry, We are Experiencing Technical Difficulties..."

Reply to oldandhappy (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 09:55 PM

Jul 2014

...and we want to spare Dick Cheney the humiliation of a Newsweek Cover screen-capture of his 'Greg Stillson' moment.

ProfessorPlum

(11,257 posts)

18. Fantastic reference.

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 15, 2014, 11:31 AM

Jul 2014

nicely done!

riverwalker

(8,694 posts)

4. I pity the innocent

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 04:30 PM

Jul 2014

donor who has his heart pumping the ice water that keeps Cheney alive.

LibGranny

(711 posts)

6. I keep asking where they might have found a "black"

Reply to riverwalker (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 05:36 PM

Jul 2014

heart to replace his used one!

PeoViejo

(2,178 posts)

9. Condemned Prisoner in China?

Reply to LibGranny (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 08:49 PM

Jul 2014

The Chinese make big Money harvesting organs from executed prisoners. If they don't have a match in stock, it won't take long to find one.

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)

13. I hadn't thought of that one, but you're probably right! That probably also explains how the Chinese

Reply to PeoViejo (Reply #9)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 10:00 PM

Jul 2014

got the SECURITY CODES to so many U.S. government computers. No 'hacking' of passwords was necessary. Just hacking of a surgeon's knife, and a straight up quid pro quo.

PeoViejo

(2,178 posts)

17. ....uhhhh

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Reply #13)

Tue Jul 15, 2014, 06:49 AM

Jul 2014

I don't think so....

90-percent

(6,829 posts)

16. my memory is fuzzy about Dick's heart donor

Reply to riverwalker (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 11:10 PM

Jul 2014

But I recall he expressed his appreciation by saying something along the lines of;

"So what? He volunteered"

To paraphrase one of the top ten galling things that ever came out of Dick's mouth.

-90% Jimmy

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

8. 4 more years? eh Lizzy......

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 07:40 PM

Jul 2014

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)

12. If Dick and Lynn Cheney are so obsessed with helping their daughter into a political career...

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Reply #8)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 09:56 PM

Jul 2014

the best thing they could do for her would be to advise her to CHANGE HER NAME.

DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)

14. K&R!

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 10:32 PM

Jul 2014

90-percent

(6,829 posts)

15. "When Dick was asked to be Vice President"

Reply to TrollBuster9090 (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2014, 11:08 PM

Jul 2014

That is historically incorrect.

As I recall, Poppy Bush asked Dick to create a committee to find a suitable VP running mate for GWB, and after much research Dick determined he was the best man for the job.

He wasn't asked, he literally appointed himself.

-90% Jimmy

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