to protect and advance Christianity?

(But, of course, not just any Christianity)

Ya know, even as a churchgoer myself, I'm really getting to hate these people with the fire of a thousand suns. Not very churchlike of me, but they are just pushing it too far.

Better yet remove them from public office.

!!

When you leaf to the appropriate page to find the definition of Suppository - this fella's cameo is there to aid in the explanation.

Unless they are willing to put Bernie or Hillary or someone else sane at the pulpit for equal time.

The experiment of separating church and state has gone on long enough. We Americans need a really powerful imaginary deity we can rally behind.

DO NOT LISTEN to those who would urge you to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster! (Some Americans are gluten intolerant.)