I think we have gone off the edge and there is no coming back if someone like this can obtain such political power over peoples lives.

Talk about being Effing Tone Deaf

Does he really think this will put him back in the race?

But I suppose that, in American politics, promoting violence to solve problems has its place (historically that is).

comin' out of his ass.

Da kind da libruls wanna ban.

I swear, they're auditioning for head troll.

ASSHOLE!

which makes sense because he isn't one and could never appeal to same. What a jerk-off.

What the fuck! May that fat clog his one remaining vein to his brain. I thought that Green Eggs and Ham shit was the highlight of his stupidity, but I was mistaken.

Seriously, are these ReThug candidates even human???

Of our second amendment. Yee gads. He's a dolt.

Here he's using one to cook. Tune in next time when Ted will be showing us how to open a beer with an Uzi. Wouldn't you have loved to be a fly on the wall at the creative meeting that spawned this abomination?

"Guns... Bacon... EUREKA!!! I CAN'T LOSE!"