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These Pranksters Read Bible Passages to People, Telling Them It Was the Qur’an; They Were Shocked (Original Post) Photographer Dec 2015 OP
K&R ck4829 Dec 2015 #1
So when Germans are shocked they curse in English? starroute Dec 2015 #2
They were Dutch. It's hard to get the Dutch to speak Dutch sometimes. SwissTony Dec 2015 #8
Ah, well, that explains a lot starroute Dec 2015 #11
nay for no gave them away. :D:D:D Coolest country in the world. :D:D roguevalley Dec 2015 #17
We say that here in Germany, too DFW Dec 2015 #47
Watch German porn.... Spitfire of ATJ Dec 2015 #21
They spoke Dutch. Lots of other languages don't really have swear words AllyCat Dec 2015 #23
We curse with diseases, mostly. BB1 Dec 2015 #41
Young Dutch switch to English at the drop of a hat mainer Dec 2015 #39
"fuck" is Old Norse n/t Brainstormy Dec 2015 #53
I think that experiment would be even more interesting in the U.S. tanyev Dec 2015 #3
I would love to see that. Photographer Dec 2015 #4
There are some parts of the U.S. where I personally would not have the courage to try it. (n/t) Jim Lane Dec 2015 #12
Those were my thoughts, too. n/t xocet Dec 2015 #31
Hell, they went easy on the Bible! arcane1 Dec 2015 #5
Boy, didn't they! Photographer Dec 2015 #24
Nicely done blackspade Dec 2015 #6
Brilliantly done! PatrickforO Dec 2015 #7
BOOM! Great clip! valerief Dec 2015 #9
Could see "The Daily Show" doing this. Laffy Kat Dec 2015 #10
That would be rich! Photographer Dec 2015 #25
Children who mock bald priests will be torn apart by wild bears. byronius Dec 2015 #13
What happens when we drive wild bears into extinction? Does the Bible then become invalid? progree Dec 2015 #15
I'm sure they'll think of something new. byronius Dec 2015 #28
This message was self-deleted by its author IHateTheGOP Dec 2015 #14
Just wait until these people read Zechariah. sakabatou Dec 2015 #16
The bible is the most popular book that is never read. zeemike Dec 2015 #18
just one more reason why our world is so messed up Fast Walker 52 Dec 2015 #42
“The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly.” Dorn Dec 2015 #19
Hadn't heard that one before. I like it! Photographer Dec 2015 #30
His book Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2015 #32
except i don't know any country that is passing punishments based on ancient versions of the bible patsimp Dec 2015 #20
As long as you discount the evangelicals here that wouldn't mind going OT on the LGBT community. Photographer Dec 2015 #22
Going ot 6chars Dec 2015 #27
At least one major presidential candidate has indicated he disagrees with you DFW Dec 2015 #44
well, he stops short of hanging 6chars Dec 2015 #49
another three people stabbed by a muslim in the London subway today. patsimp Dec 2015 #52
Uganda would like to remind you that it exists. (nt) jeff47 Dec 2015 #26
And we have American Christians to thank for that. They'd do it here in an instant if they could. arcane1 Dec 2015 #35
Well - Denmark did just that... TomVilmer Dec 2015 #29
Not state sponsored, but influenced by state religion. lark Dec 2015 #34
To be somewhat fair, Jesus was the epitome of the New Testament. His teachings updated the Old Law. libdem4life Dec 2015 #33
Good point. n/t Beartracks Dec 2015 #40
I friggin' love it! louis-t Dec 2015 #36
LOL.. A lot of folks don't like it when their hypocracy shows. Photographer Dec 2015 #37
Best comment: "Vat da fuhk?!" Arugula Latte Dec 2015 #38
I always thought the two books were remarkably similar Fast Walker 52 Dec 2015 #43
Not at all. One is barbarian, the other very New Age. So New Age that most can't grasp it. libdem4life Dec 2015 #46
not the Old Testament Fast Walker 52 Dec 2015 #50
That's what I was referring to ... different ... Jesus brought The Gospel libdem4life Dec 2015 #51
Try reminding them that you cannot get a divorce without proof of adultery, as per Jesus. libdem4life Dec 2015 #45
The translations are fairly accurate DFW Dec 2015 #48

AllyCat

(16,187 posts)
23. They spoke Dutch. Lots of other languages don't really have swear words
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 11:22 PM
Dec 2015

Not like us. Even when I was in Germany, when people wanted to say something "really bad" they said it in English. Our contribution to the world. That and mass shootings.

 

Jim Lane

(11,175 posts)
12. There are some parts of the U.S. where I personally would not have the courage to try it. (n/t)
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 09:10 PM
Dec 2015

byronius

(7,395 posts)
13. Children who mock bald priests will be torn apart by wild bears.
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 09:19 PM
Dec 2015

There's a million of 'em in there.

Robert Crumb's 'Book Of Genesis' really brings home the insanity.

progree

(10,908 posts)
15. What happens when we drive wild bears into extinction? Does the Bible then become invalid?
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 09:35 PM
Dec 2015

Can we then mock bald priests?

byronius

(7,395 posts)
28. I'm sure they'll think of something new.
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 05:21 AM
Dec 2015

Nothing anybody but the blockheads will fall for, though.

I count myself immune to the Fearful Tales Of Power Denied.

For instance, Battlefield Earth. Now if we're talking Dr. Who or the Wizard Of Oz -- but no, no hierarchy of bitter old hypersexualized Nazis in those.

Ah, if only the Gnostic Gospels had been left in. Some good ideas in there. Bad for the Church, good for the people, so -- they chucked it.

Response to Photographer (Original post)

zeemike

(18,998 posts)
18. The bible is the most popular book that is never read.
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 10:12 PM
Dec 2015

And those most religious have read the least of it.
And even if they do read it, it is with the belief that every word of it is a commandment from god...and most of it is history being told not proclamations.

Those passages read were laws passed by despotic leaders thousands of years ago, and are passed off as commandments from god...oddly enough by both religious fundamentalist and atheist.

Bernardo de La Paz

(49,002 posts)
32. His book
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 11:52 AM
Dec 2015

"The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion.
I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of
Christian dogma." Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865).

patsimp

(915 posts)
20. except i don't know any country that is passing punishments based on ancient versions of the bible
Fri Dec 4, 2015, 10:16 PM
Dec 2015

what I understand is that the muslims that go to become more devout seem to become more radicalized and believe that slaughtering innocent people is the route to their personal salvation. I don't believe the Bible teaches that.

Also, the 10 Commandments, though rarely followed by the hypocrites on the Christian right, nevertheless are a clear articulation of what Christianity teaches at its core.

6chars

(3,967 posts)
27. Going ot
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 03:01 AM
Dec 2015

Not sure ... Don't see much support for stoning, lashing, throwing from tower, hanging lgbt people anywhere in the u.s.

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
35. And we have American Christians to thank for that. They'd do it here in an instant if they could.
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 02:47 PM
Dec 2015

They damn sure want to!

TomVilmer

(1,832 posts)
29. Well - Denmark did just that...
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 07:23 AM
Dec 2015

I have mostly studied my own country, where until 1866 the Danish Criminal Law was copied directly from The Ten Commandments, and the punishments from The Old Testament too, including the chopping of hands etc. It is a bit milder today, but that is still our foundation for law. In modern time the proposed laws of killing gays etc in Uganda is also directly based on quotes from the Bible, partly provided by US missionaries.

Since Christianity and the Bible has been the cultural basis for 1000+ years in our part of the world, it will continue to be a very heavy burden on all our thinking. And yes, the mass killings Christians has done through time was supported by priests and quotes from the Bible. In USA a big influence for all foreign policy is still very obviously Christianity - like GWB's crusade speech etc...

lark

(23,102 posts)
34. Not state sponsored, but influenced by state religion.
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 02:36 PM
Dec 2015

Think killers that target abortion centers and providers.

 

libdem4life

(13,877 posts)
33. To be somewhat fair, Jesus was the epitome of the New Testament. His teachings updated the Old Law.
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 01:39 PM
Dec 2015

Of course, they killed him. But personally I don't believe the Old Testament should be included in the Bible...for any reason. And most Christians just pick and choose what they like and pretend the rest doesn't exist. Thus, the only current "hot" Old Testament banner, is the LGBT "curse".

Read the Beatitudes...and the Golden Rule...that was the New Law/New Testament/Jesus. Unfortunately, most Christians fail miserably.

I don't think the Koran has had such an update???

 

libdem4life

(13,877 posts)
51. That's what I was referring to ... different ... Jesus brought The Gospel
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 07:56 PM
Dec 2015

The Good News. What is interesting is that Islam recognizes Jesus as a prophet...just not their main one...Mohammad.

 

libdem4life

(13,877 posts)
45. Try reminding them that you cannot get a divorce without proof of adultery, as per Jesus.
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 06:04 PM
Dec 2015

Those and others...the responses run anywhere from "that was then, this is now"...yeah, and ... "well, it's all in the interpretation and you are interpreting (aka reading the words) it wrong."

After awhile, you just shake your head and move on. They count on that.

DFW

(54,387 posts)
48. The translations are fairly accurate
Sat Dec 5, 2015, 06:22 PM
Dec 2015

But the tone of the people's reactions is so very typical of the Netherlands. It's not easy to explain, and the only reason I speak Dutch is because I live near there, have an office there, and am there once a week for work, and would feel like an idiot if I hadn't learned the language of a place where I spend so much time.

By the way, not all people in the Netherlands are so open minded. My best Dutch friend and I were on a train from Germany to the Netherlands last year, and we were remarking on the lousy weather, and one of us said the Dutch equivalent of "God-DAYYAM!" An elderly Dutch couple sitting in front of us turned around and started yelling at us why we weren't allowed to say such things, and demanded we "think of Jesus!" before we ever opened out mouths again.

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