but she's pretty awful.

If she can learn to stuff tobacco in my pipe and bring me a beer from the fridge. My dog already has the other stuff covered: sleeping on my feet, gazing at me in an adoring manner, barking to alert me when somebody comes to the house, etc. And if the dog learns to fetch beer, Carly is out of the picture altogether.

...she could eat that would make me like her, although there are a few gross things that I would enjoy watching her choke down.

Didn't she have the weird evil red-eyed sheep ad last time around. She needs a new PR person. Nah - that wouldn't help. She vile, no matter what.

I kid I kid, mostly.

You lost my vote.