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zebonaut

(3,688 posts) Wed Dec 23, 2015, 02:18 PM Dec 2015

Best Buddies; Alex Jones and Donald (TheVulgar) Trump

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Best Buddies; Alex Jones and Donald (TheVulgar) Trump (Original Post) zebonaut Dec 2015 OP

Two Huge Bags of wind yuiyoshida Dec 2015 #1

I wish there would be more publicity about this.. ellenrr Dec 2015 #2

So this is what my cousin has been listening to... LS_Editor Dec 2015 #3

Donald Trump is an alien Midnight Writer Dec 2015 #4

yuiyoshida

(41,832 posts)

1. Two Huge Bags of wind

Reply to zebonaut (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2015, 02:42 PM

Dec 2015

that could power an wind electric generator if we could only strap them down and let them talk for hours, NYC would have free electricity for about a month. bla bla bla bla blah!

ellenrr

(3,864 posts)

2. I wish there would be more publicity about this..

Reply to zebonaut (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2015, 04:24 PM

Dec 2015

it's not that their bags of wind. who cares.
it's that they are very dangerous.
Trump more so - obviously he has a huge audience,
but Alex Jones is dangerous too.
There are a whole lot of other-wise sane leftists who listen to Alex Jones.

LS_Editor

(893 posts)

3. So this is what my cousin has been listening to...

Reply to zebonaut (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2015, 06:47 PM

Dec 2015

I don't even know where to start on undoing all the damage they have done.

An early Christmas present would be nice. Something like Trump suspending his presidential campaign and admitting he is a master political satirist...

Story below is satire. Not an early Christmas gift, regrettably.

Trump Suspends GOP Presidential Campaign, Chastises Supporters

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced he was "giving America an early Christmas present" and suspended his campaign...

"I just can't do it anymore. It's so exhausting listening to you people whine about blacks, and Muslims, and women, and so many other things. And everyone pretending so hard that they are not huge bigots willing to destroy the personal freedoms they claim to cherish just so they can hurt others and feel a little safer," declared Trump, who was so pleased with his performance he was glowing.

Midnight Writer

(21,769 posts)

4. Donald Trump is an alien

Reply to zebonaut (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2015, 01:53 AM

Dec 2015

He is a Vulgarian from the planet Vul-Gar. They can be identified by their short fingers, orange hued skin, and colorful feathered crests, as well as their overbearing obnoxious arrogant personalities.

On the planet Vul-Gar, every interaction with another living entity is known as a DEAL. The objective of a DEAL is to WIN by achieving an advantageous position over the rival entity. To achieve the highest WIN during a DEAL is termed SCHLONGING the opponent.

(SOURCE: United Federation of Planets Handbook 42: Classification of Semi-sentient Beings On Known Planets)

On a side note, Alex Jones is in actuality supposedly deceased comic performer Bill Hicks, and his program is an exercise in performance art.

Just thought all the DU'ers who are taking this seriously should know.

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