It is an interesting compilation of the thoughts of illiterate hermits living in a desert as interpreted by other men living sometime later.

Mythology always fascinated me.

who grew up fundigelical in the South, yes, Genesis to Revelation more than a few times. My problem was I asked too many questions and never received what I considered logical, well thought out answers. "God works is mysterious ways" or "his ways are not our ways, so we cannot understand them" doesn't cut it. Actually reading, comprehending and thinking about the scriptures has deconverted more Christians than anything else.

...only to be astounded by how many ding-dongs in that fella's camp haven't.

Mitt found work

so God has to weed out the atheists? he doesn't know which ones they are? You're God is pretty lame if he has to trick the atheists into giving themselves away......*facepalm*.

The stupidity of believers never fails to amaze me.

They absolutely love to spew complete nonsense. All you have to do to get them started is ask how Noah lived to be over 900 years old.

Getting them to talk about what parts they believe literally and what parts they don't and why absolutely ties them up in knots.

He no doubt handles snakes, speaks in tongues, hunts witches, and casts out demons. I doubt he’s educated enough to have read the bible.

But no Jesus riding any of them.

And this agnostic has to agree with him, the bible is a big part of my not caring if there is or is not a god. But mainly I see no use in worshiping a god that would let the majority of us live the life he supposedly has chosen for us. He certainly doesn't seem to be able to defeat evil or even battle it to a standstill.

If there is a heaven I hope all the various gods are lined up offering us incentives to enter their particular version. I'm leaning towards the Roman, Greek, or Viking gods they according to legends seem to offer more entertainment value.

used to be a fun guy to hang out with but is a real fascist stinker now.

...out our plan.
I'm starting to suspect we may have an under-cover-Atheist or something like that.

Shit! Now we have to start over.

All that's left is selecting a brand of mustache wax that will stand up to our usual twirling habits.

And don't forget to show up on time for your "chortling fiendishly" lessons. Professor Muttley will bite your leg off if you're late.

Raised in a Southern Baptist home, I have read the Bible many times. I was not coerced, I was truly looking for answers and wisdom. And guess what: I found it.

However, it had nothing to do with what I was being taught in church, or by guys like this tool.

Spoiler alert: Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.

That's all you need to know to make your life and the lives of people around you better. That's all you need to do to make this world a better place for everyone.

There has never been a more simple, profound and true philosophy ever.