I think I could.

Or both?

How can ya suck up to a man who has said a lot of things?

They may become best buds.

of what results when you put a suit and a wig on a particularly odoriferous pile of human excrement.

if not persistent.

"We are very smart."

Ain't he one of the Bundys?

I'm speechless too Scarborough.

Joe's expression is the expression that everybody in the GOP establishment is making when talking Trump.

and Sarah can see Russia from her house in Alaska,
then they have it covered, amiright?

I can see China from my dining room...

It was on the Internet*

*that was his good brain explanation of his tweeting out a hoax video claiming the guy who jumped the barricade was part of ISIS.

I heard it on the internet, so it must be true. And, I saw that Gates wanted to send me money while using my Onion powered iPhone.

He claims he hadn't heard anything about it and already scheduled a "speaking engagement".

So some things are true but he doesn't read the news....I guess that's what his people are supposed to believe. Good grief.

He just said - a few days ago - Donald was two people. And then the Don himself confirms it.

I love that , "I've said a lot of things". Could you imagine him as President, "I've pushed a lot of buttons"

Maybe more. Or are those just voices in his head? Maybe that thing ON his head does some of the talking. "Bing, bing, bing. Bong, bong, bong."

- Why is the chinese economy cooling down?
- Where is China investing abroad?
- What is the historical relationship between China and Taiwan?

- Name 2 muslim countries that aren't in the Middle-East.
- Who are the two principal middle-eastern power-blocks vying for control over the Middle-East?
- What is the historical reason for Iran's hatred towards the US? What event and approximately in which decade did it happen?

- Name a few countries that employ social-democratic policies.

- In how many countries is the US-military currently involved in combat-missions?

- Name some regions that are negatively affected by climate-change and how will this influence the geopolitical situation?

Obviously a trick question. Donald's answer would be, "None. Climate change is all a big hoax."

That was fun. Let me try another. "In how many countries is the US-military currently involved in combat-missions?" Donald's answer: "Not enough. We need to get in there. Show them who's boss. That's me, by the way. Kill their families. Kill their friends."

The first three about China would all have the same answer: "Hey, when it comes to China, I'm an expert, let me tell ya. I've had many dealings with China. Many, many. And I made good deals, great deals. The Chinese know me, like me--they all like me over there. So when it comes to China, I know what I'm doing. I've visited their capital, Tokyo, many times. Many, many times."

"Name 2 muslim countries that aren't in the Middle-East." A: "England and France."

"Who are the two principal middle-eastern power-blocks vying for control over the Middle-East?" A: "Exxon and Chevron." (Actually, that one might be close to right.)

As I was reading them I could hear them being answered in his voice.

before you can even run to be president.

I wonder if they were scared of that crazy person, afraid of what he'd do to their country, afraid of how he'd deal with minorities? If it comes down to Hillary and him, I'm very worried.

I feel exactly the same way. I voted for Bernie in FL, my whole family voted for Bernie but the teabags won this round. I will vote for HRC and even donate to her to prevent our total conversion to fascism ala Drumpf.

I would much rather live in a country guided by the principles that Bernie Sanders believes in than those that Hillary Clinton believes in, but if it comes down to Clinton Vs Trump on Election Day, I will pull the lever for her without a nanosecond's hesitation.

Yeah, I know no one pulls levers any more, but saying that I'll fill in the oval for her just doesn't sounds as good.

Advisors and common sense, I have none!
But my only advisor is my father's son.

Enjoy, Joe, because you helped create this fucking monster on your fucking show! Softball questions, no challenges, stupid town hall where you again threw him softballs and giggled together! ENJOY, DICK and know that we ALL knew you were sucking him to be his VP which makes you look as stupid as Christie.

The Media has not covered Sanders, but has had Trump in the news every night since the dawn of creation.(yeah, but that's how I feel)

Need I say...Schwarzenegger In California.

A walking disaster. There were voters that thought it would be cool and funny to have the Terminator as Governor...it was also another historic low turn out.

America...you are indeed so fucking stoopid...you will get what you deserve.

Get ready to Tuck, Duck and Roll.

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Just the housekeeper.

that celebrity is the most powerful force in America.

schizophrenia might actually do him some good. crazy thought.

or maybe he thinks he is????

And that people find his yellow combover attractive.

...so talking to himself is kinda like praying......

TPTB won't let it happen otherwise.

Campaign are banking the video on this dialogue. Especially Joe's eyes.

On edit: I thought he was going to say Palin.

this fucking stupid.
Trump stupid.

will go. It's like an episode of Political Twilight Zone.

At this rate, I don't know.

at the junk he says, and the people that eat it up. Well, like you, at least I hope so.

I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to the convention and drops out sending them into a frenzy. Interestingly, despite his hateful racism/bigotry and warmongering, he apparently -- although who knows for sure -- supports higher wages, much better healthcare program than ACA, Social Security, etc.

That, oh, my dear God, look.

Shrub did the same and claimed it was God talking to him.

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a cerebral genius by a man who thinks the Pryimids were built to store grain... u need no one else for advice but urself

When Trump was pushed to name a person that Trump respects on foreign relations, the only name he could come up was Richard Haaas. That actually was a good answer, but Trump has only met with him for a total of one hour. Haaas works for the Council on Foreign Relations, and as a public service they offer to provide international relations briefings to all Presidential candidates. Haas has met with several candidates.

However, a single one hour briefing doesn't show much interest in really understanding international relations.

Haaas said the only other times he has crossed paths with Trump was on golf courses.

Source - NPR interview this morning.