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yuiyoshida

(41,831 posts)
1. As Lawrence said the other night
Sat Jan 28, 2017, 03:42 PM
Jan 2017
He is NOT GREAT at making deals. Lets Just face it, Trump SUCKS at everything.

IronLionZion

(45,447 posts)
4. That orange demonic face grinning like an idiot over that nasty taco bowl
Sat Jan 28, 2017, 05:52 PM
Jan 2017

Dude hasn't smiled since winning the election. The look on his face is just apoplectic.


ap·o·plec·tic
ˌapəˈplektik/Submit
adjectiveinformal
overcome with anger; extremely indignant.
"Mark was apoplectic with rage at the decision"


And it's probably from eating that nasty food every day. No wonder dude thinks he's living in a dystopian hellscape.


dys·to·pi·an
disˈtōpēən/
adjective
1.
relating to or denoting an imagined place or state in which everything is unpleasant or bad, typically a totalitarian or environmentally degraded one.
"the dystopian future of a society bereft of reason"
noun
1.
a person who advocates or describes an imagined place or state in which everything is unpleasant or bad.
"a lot of things those dystopians feared did not come true"


But they make the best taco bowls! The greatest taco bowls! And the greatest all-American steaks.

gas·light
ˈɡaslīt/
verb
gerund or present participle: gaslighting
manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.
"in the first episode, Karen Valentine is being gaslighted by her husband"

cstanleytech

(26,293 posts)
5. He probably simply needs some more fiber in his diet to help remove that giant obstruction
Sat Jan 28, 2017, 07:02 PM
Jan 2017

Last edited Sat Jan 28, 2017, 09:53 PM - Edit history (1)

from his bowels called his head and then maybe he would be able to smile after all it might be hard for him to smile now and not get shit on his teeth but then again considering how much shit he spews from his mouth he might not notice any difference.

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)
6. I am sorry, DUer, but fiber wouldn't remove that obstruction
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 02:47 AM
Jan 2017

In fact, the only thing that would is...



Preferably one NOT made in this country.

cstanleytech

(26,293 posts)
7. Hmm that might not even be enough, in fact I doubt even a specially placed
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 04:08 AM
Jan 2017

tactical nuke could unstick his head as it's clearly swollen up in there.

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)
8. You know what solves that problem? Cooking oil and Ex-lax
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 04:17 AM
Jan 2017

...followed by a judicious application of the vehicle to the left...

cstanleytech

(26,293 posts)
9. Remember that scene from Jaws where he said
Sun Jan 29, 2017, 04:23 AM
Jan 2017

"We're going to need a bigger boat."? Your probably going to need a bigger crane.
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