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Pat Robertson: Stop Witches From Cursing Donald Trump (Original Post) Miles Archer Feb 2017 OP
I'm with the witches on this one shenmue Feb 2017 #1
LOL. mobeau69 Feb 2017 #7
Yeah me too! Initech Feb 2017 #13
+100! Rhiannon12866 Mar 2017 #40
I know what I would love to tell him.... yuiyoshida Feb 2017 #2
Hahahahahaaaaa! lagomorph777 Feb 2017 #3
I see what you did there shenmue Feb 2017 #8
Eat shit Turbineguy Feb 2017 #4
Amen to that. dalton99a Feb 2017 #30
Heck, I curse Trump every day! Archae Feb 2017 #5
I guess Tin Foil Jones Alt-Orange Feb 2017 #11
So can we curse Pat Robertson, too? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #6
If Washington is a swamp.....maybe it can use a few new frogs??? LongTomH Feb 2017 #9
Probably Robertson would burn witches today if he could. riversedge Feb 2017 #10
Ahh yes, the old Pat (fundie nut) fallback b.s. that it's the witches (or gays, etc) fault. WePurrsevere Feb 2017 #12
As the Wiccan's say mitch96 Feb 2017 #14
"who were the witches" niyad Feb 2017 #15
you do understand, pat, that you are acknowledging that witches do have power, yes? niyad Feb 2017 #16
Hahahahahaha!!! Evangelicals, come get your boy! Iggo Feb 2017 #17
God almighty defenseless against the Witches! Jeroen Feb 2017 #18
If she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood... nycbos Feb 2017 #19
Ah Jeez, now they're going to blame the witches for anything louis-t Feb 2017 #20
hey, you crypt-keeper, my broom beats your bible, and you are frightened to death. niyad Feb 2017 #21
Isn't it funny 2naSalit Mar 2017 #31
cracks me up sometimes. one would think that they would have a little more "faith" niyad Mar 2017 #36
Indeed! 2naSalit Mar 2017 #38
and people send that moron money mdbl Feb 2017 #22
Evidently the witches are ineffectual .... unless they cursed him with stupidity and narcissism Shoonra Feb 2017 #23
you're on the right track! bora13 Feb 2017 #24
Interesting interpretation there... 2naSalit Mar 2017 #32
I knew he was going to play this card luvMIdog Feb 2017 #25
My favorite witch, the great Dakini, Maching Labdron vlyons Feb 2017 #26
The Glenn Beck of christian broadcasting. Plucketeer Feb 2017 #27
If God is real . . . Gamecock Lefty Feb 2017 #28
Hes a sweet christian republican totally misguided about potitics. caroldansen Feb 2017 #29
Ahem... 2naSalit Mar 2017 #33
oh, I like that!! may I borrow it? I have a little list. . . niyad Mar 2017 #37
Ha! 2naSalit Mar 2017 #39
that was fun--thanks!! niyad Mar 2017 #41
I have used 2naSalit Mar 2017 #42
"oh, mr. millon"-- niyad Mar 2017 #43
It was a fairly decent 2naSalit Mar 2017 #44
reminded me a bit of roadrunner and coyote. niyad Mar 2017 #45
It's a slippery slope once you embrace mystical thinking, eh Pat? Buckeye_Democrat Mar 2017 #34
I knew he'd be all over this BainsBane Mar 2017 #35
Undo this Skeletor! Generic Other Mar 2017 #46
Say these words... say these words... lambchopp59 Mar 2017 #47

Alt-Orange

(94 posts)
11. I guess Tin Foil Jones
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 12:58 PM
Feb 2017

Crawled out of the crap-shoot that was Lizard People and figured out it pays better to be a mouth-piece for the Orange Brigade.

WePurrsevere

(24,259 posts)
12. Ahh yes, the old Pat (fundie nut) fallback b.s. that it's the witches (or gays, etc) fault.
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 01:00 PM
Feb 2017

If witches actually 'cursed' people (which the majority I know don't) and those curses actually worked I think I can hazard a guess that you'd be dead by now, you disgusting anti-Christian swindling POS.

louis-t

(23,297 posts)
20. Ah Jeez, now they're going to blame the witches for anything
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 02:11 PM
Feb 2017

that goes wrong for dumpy. This is getting really hard to take.

niyad

(113,527 posts)
36. cracks me up sometimes. one would think that they would have a little more "faith"
Wed Mar 1, 2017, 12:46 PM
Mar 2017

in their faith.

Shoonra

(523 posts)
23. Evidently the witches are ineffectual .... unless they cursed him with stupidity and narcissism
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 02:21 PM
Feb 2017

Trump seems to be is fine physical health, so any curses of plague or death seem to have failed completely.

If they cursed him with any sort of mental problems, the witches simply acted too late, somebody beat them to it (I suppose someone who knew voodoo who was evicted by his father, Fred Trump, decades ago).

The witches seemed to have cursed us with him, so I suppose the witches just hate Americans on general principles ... Could they be those Russian witchwomen I used to hear stories about?

2naSalit

(86,767 posts)
32. Interesting interpretation there...
Wed Mar 1, 2017, 12:38 AM
Mar 2017

Are curses supposed to have a noticeable affect instantly? I was under the impression they often had a gradual affect, I'm willing to give the curses some room to grow.

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
26. My favorite witch, the great Dakini, Maching Labdron
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 03:13 PM
Feb 2017

Poor Pat, he should be so lucky to meet a real powerful witch. I know that they exist. Like all good dakinis, Maching Labdron likes to party at the cemetaries and charnal grounds. Her teachings:

Confess your hidden faults
Approach what you find repulsive
Help those you think you cannot help
Anything that you are attached to, give that
Go to the places that scare you.

?x24930

 

Plucketeer

(12,882 posts)
27. The Glenn Beck of christian broadcasting.
Tue Feb 28, 2017, 03:21 PM
Feb 2017

I wonder if his pretty-legged (FOX-newsian) sidekick really believes all the shit that dribbles from this Bozo's mouth?

2naSalit

(86,767 posts)
39. Ha!
Wed Mar 1, 2017, 09:38 PM
Mar 2017

I was checking to see if I got it right and I didn't! I stole it, I thought, from a cartoon my younger siblings used to watch, here's an episode, the saying is at the end. It's kind of an offshoot of Fractured Fairy Tales.

2naSalit

(86,767 posts)
42. I have used
Thu Mar 2, 2017, 12:57 PM
Mar 2017

several lines from that series all through my life.

"Help, Mr Wizard!", and the incantation which I seem to have misremembered.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,856 posts)
34. It's a slippery slope once you embrace mystical thinking, eh Pat?
Wed Mar 1, 2017, 12:52 AM
Mar 2017

I'm tempted to have some fun with it.

Dear Pat,
My girlfriend is a succubus and I'm close to asking her to marry me. I still believe in God and Jesus as my savior, so shouldn't I be safe in body and spirit around her? Thanks for your guidance!
- Viewer

lambchopp59

(2,809 posts)
47. Say these words... say these words...
Sat Mar 4, 2017, 01:41 AM
Mar 2017

I bind you, Pat Robertson, and the forces of greed you actually represent. I bind you, Pat Robertson, and the forces of fascism you actually represent.
And remember, Pat, the actual Jesus of Nazareth would walk into your studio, turn over all your furniture and trappings and call you the den of thieves and charlatans that you are.

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