who's never been in a REAL fight in his entire life. Mr. "five deferments" wouldn't last 10 minutes in a fire fight. At 6'2" he would have made too large of a target. The largest targets go first). Even in a simple fist fight, when you get the big guys down on the ground, it's over before they knew what hit them.
Maybe he meant to say, 'he likes to argue', or something like that, but without a platoon of Attorneys to back him up, he doesn't have the mental capacity to last long in any battle of wits.
I'm sure he DOES like to "fight" (in any disagreement where he's backed up to the hilt with other people) when everything is going HIS way, but in a fair fight..........he's a paper tiger. All bark and no bite.

I love Seth - I always end up laughing out loud at his stuff. His delivery is perfect!