EVERYBODY KNOWS - Parody of Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen

Parody Project
Published on Apr 25, 2018
This one is a self explanatory parody about, well, stuff everybody knows. You know it, I know it, we all know it! Derived from the song by Leonard Cohen. https://parodyproject.com/supportus

Parody lyrics were provided by our friend from Canada, David Buckna
For more verses to his parody of “Everybody Knows” check out: https://www.kelownacapnews.com/opinio...
And here: http://musemash.tumblr.com/post/17083...
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LYRICS to the" EVERYBODY KNOWS" Parody

Everybody knows that he’s a racist
Everybody knows the reasons why
Everybody knows that he said shitholes
And which buttons that he wants to try
Everybody knows he has three TVs
So many cheeseburgers he just has to eat
Where he gets those
Everybody knows

Everybody knows there’s no collusion
Everybody smiles when the camera’s on
Everybody knows the game is over
Everybody knows the fake guy won
Everybody knows his temper's quick
The rich get richer, the poor get sick
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows who’s does the leaking
Everybody knows how much he lies
Everybody's got this broken feeling
Like their country or their dog just died
The one percent fill their pockets
Where does Wolff send a box of chocolates?
Now I suppose
Everybody knows

Everybody knows
Everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
(repeat)

Everybody knows that he’s in trouble
Everybody knows it’s time to go
From the plaque at the Liberty Lady
To the Mar-a-Lago beach below
Everybody knows every woman’s name
And who it is that they say they blame
What they all disclosed
Now everybody knows

Everybody knows he misses Porter
Everybody knows it’s a parade he needs
Everybody knows what the NRA did
by increasing his campaign proceeds
Everybody knows Hope told white lies
and the building on Fifth was a buy
Who does Jared owe?
Everybody knows

Everybody knows what he said to Billy
Everybody knows Rex was fired by tweet
Everybody knows Bolton’s a war-hawk
And Karen said Donnie’s very sweet
Everybody knows his nickname’s Spanky
And he is known to be quite cranky
on a TV show
Everybody knows

Everybody knows
Everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows