Mueller will unleash on drumpf!

And he makes almost every statement sound like a question. "I don't know what the future is? Of Canadian-US relations?" It's hard to listen to that monotone voice, even when one agrees with every word he says. I wish he'd take curmudgeon lessons and become another David Brinkley (yes, I'm showing my age, and probably three-quarters of my DU compatriots have no idea who David Brinkley was).

I will always be happy to listen to Mr. Pakman, but I wish he'd stop sounding like that girl in the "American Pie" movies: "And this one time? At band camp?"

all the while promising that he is going to reveal something absolutely astounding, earth-shaking, and world-shattering.