Picture a little lab inside with a tiny scientist testing all the sperm for those that will produce the best offspring.

Are you picturing it?

Can you see it?














Now who's kinky?

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The rumor mills says that at one time Snails escaped from a Restaurant in the city and have become local inhabitants but Its been a while since I have seen them, and We haven't had a good rain in a while.

I think snail bait kills them.

When I was a teacher there were tons around my school so the kids and I went out and collected them. I went to France and saw people collecting them after it rained for food. I did research and learned our snails are the same as their snails and are edible and cheaper than a restaurant. So I put them in corn meal in a jar for a few days to purge them of toxins then I cooked them like any other type of escargot and served them to the class. The students liked them since the garlic/butter sauce is tasty. Snails also like to eat chalk, their body that they walk on is a "foot" and they prefer dark areas and not light. The kids and I were learning how to read non fiction and the book "Snails In School" was always a big hit. Eating the snails was a bigger hit.

considering the female also has a penis.