"AWAY IN A MANGER in 2018" - Parody Don Caron

LYRICS to AWAY IN A MANGER 2018 Away in a manger no crib for his bed and no crib is coming The congress has said No comfort for poor people not any more We’ll teach 'em a lesson by slamming the door The stars in the sky Look down where He lay His parents are lazy His dad might be gay Well they are a burden and we’ve had enough we’re cutting off access to all that free stuff That baby grew up and he taught peace and love There are many believers in Congress . . . sort of They claim to embrace the example he taught To witness their actions We think they do not Away in a manger no crib for his bed with Congress concerned "Merry Christmas" was dead they focused on that and ignored all the rest devising new ways to oppress the oppressed Away in a manger is where he must stay or else his teachings might get in their way There’s money to grub and there ‘re wars to sustain That they believe in their faith they just feign To them we now say you are not what you claim It’s apparent that profit is your only aim Whatever you say and whatever you do We don’t want to hear crap about Christmas from you