DUMB DOWN - Parody The Freedom Toast with Parody Project

LYRICS TO DUMB DOWN When you’re elected and the crowds are too small, well, you can always just . . . dumb down. When you can’t call someone to pay for a wall, well then, you know you must . . . dumb down. So wall up in your penthouse and watch Fox in New York City. Stay in Mar-a-Lago where the waitresses are pretty. How can you lose? Your friends are much richer there. You can forget immigration and Obama care, and then dumb down! It’s easy when you just . . . dumb down. Be great again if we . . . dumb down. Blame everybody but you. (Dumb Down, Dumb Down) Don’t sit around and let the media hound you, fire off a tweet . . . dumb down. Make up something outrageous, it becomes so contagious so let us repeat . . . dumb down. So wall up in your penthouse and watch Fox in New York City. Stay in Mar-a-Lago where the waitresses are pretty. How can you lose? The new is much faker there. You can forget all the scandals ‘cause nobody cares. So let’s dumb down! It’s gonna be Alt Right. Dumb down! Watch SNL tonight. Dumb down! Making US Great Again, now! (Instrumental break) Dumb Down! And you may ask a Russian friend to help and understand you, someone who admires you and lends a cyber hand too. How can you lose? With facts we made up today we can deny global warming, defund EPA, and go dumb down! Lying’s no sin when you dumb down! We’re great again when we dumb down! Everyone’s listening to you! (Dumb Down, Dumb Down……..[fade out])