God, I can't stand that stupid fuck. He thinks he is so clever and he is just another moronic, obsequious Trump ass-kisser.

I friggin' hate Matt Gaetz. I think he's a tool and relish the idea that he gets put in his place, but why the hell was this video cut short for the commentary of a person who is absolutely unqualified to provide commentary?

Gaetz is a tool.

Gaetz is a tool.

Gaetz is a tool.

Need I say more?

...and then -- when Gaetz stumbles during "his time" -- ask him to take the walk-and-turn test:
1. Take nine heel-to-toe steps along a straight line;
2. Then, turn on one foot and return in the same exact manner in the opposite direction.

I'll bet you half a peach he would fail, because he would:
+ Not keep his (physical) balance during instructions (his mental balance is another thing entirely, as evidenced by this video);
+ Start too soon;
+ Stop while walking;
+ Not touch heel-to-toe;
+ Step off the line;
+ Use arms to balance;
+ Perform improper turn or turns incorrectly;
+ Take an incorrect amount of steps; or
+ Whine to the chair about procedural issues, etc. and demand his time back because he failed miserably.

In case you didn't already know, Mr. Gaetz has a history of DUI. Scroll down to "Drunk driving arrest and speeding tickets."

As a Floridian, I'm embarrassed by this congress-member, but somewhat relieved that my so-called representative -- John "Barney Fife" Rutherford -- hasn't publicly shown his lily-white ass like this one has. At least not yet...

I grow weary of these smarmy, smirking, sanctimonious
frat boys.