10s of millions of Americans are going to get sick and millions are gonna die and
Trump brings out this former drug addicted con man?

That makes all the difference ya know...

He was repulsive in his slobbering adulation. One conman licking the boots of his fellow conman in crime. He is a phony Christian who make sure to display his cross glaringly during his asinine commercials. His pillows may be made in the USA, but he was spawned in a swamp with other slimy vermin.

Imaginary satire will never catch up to the satire that is our reality.

that promised great sleep, something like 2 for the price of one, $29.95 or 39.95 plus shipping? I don't recall the name of the product but some very liberal person was pumping this to me about 6 years ago

I don't watch teevee but I have been near a teevee when those commercials came on. It's the same guy.

When he’s really just hoping to hear his name followed by lavish flattery

The My Pillow Guy sells his crap at our local Bed Bath and Beyond.

During the 2017 Christmas shopping, the wife was thinking about purchasing The My Pillow.

Told her that Michael James Lindell, CEO of My Pillow, Inc., is Trump's BFF.

Her response, "HELL NO!"

I love my wife.

I got a lot of that shit from the MAGAs last night. Oh yeah, and fuck that guy.

but you probably realized that already.

The jokes write themselves in the headlines these days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

So at the last election in 2016, given the choice between Mrs. Clinton and Diarrhea Don, My Pillow Mike, MAGAts, the GOP, and God believed that a lying, adulterous, sex offending grifter was the best human for the job of POTUS.

If there was ever a better argument to abandon organized religious Ponzi-schemed shell games I've never heard one.

secularism. A thread here on Saturday, I believe. Her pic is enough to frighten away the virus.

I don't trust anyone with teeth that white.

with him telling his life story to sell the damn book. I was in a different room when it started, but I'd know that slimy voice anywhere. I rushed to the remote to hit "mute" then waited for the movie I wanted to watch to start - and waited, and waited, and waited.

It was nuts - the damn commercial just went on and on. Words cannot adequately express how much I loathe that guy.

... is Paul Bearer from the WWF back in the day.

He was the manager for the wrestler The Undertaker, carried around an urn and spoke in this faux stentorian voice.

Yep. You nailed it.

Right down to the messy hair in the front.

And is a total creep. He wants to run for governor.
He now has ads hawking his book about coming to Jaysus after being a crack addict.

"In August 2016, the New York State Attorney General's office charged that My Pillow failed to collect and remit over $500,000 in sales tax. The company denied any wrongdoing and agreed to pay $1.1 million in settlement.[10] In November 2016 My Pillow settled a lawsuit brought by the district attorneys of ten California counties regarding unsupported health claims "that My Pillow 'knew or reasonably should have known' that the marketing claims were likely to mislead consumers."[10] The company admitted no wrongdoing, and agreed to pay $995,000 in civil penalties and donate $100,000 to homeless and domestic violence shelters in California. "In addition, My Pillow must stop promoting itself as the 'official pillow' of the National Sleep Foundation because it failed to disclose its financial connection with the foundation to consumers."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_J._Lindell

Protect us from coronavirus!

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By bringing worthless pieces of shit Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Failin' into the White House to piss all over it? THAT should've been an indelible image, but it just kind of disappeared.

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Every country is bombarding it's citizens with messages on TV from medical and pandemic experts explaining how serious this virus is, and how best to protect yourself.

What does Trump do?
Downplays the whole pandemic thing, and trots out lame brained sycophants with no medical expertise to mouth platitudes like 'pray and read the bible.'

America, you now lead the world in pandemic deaths. Courtesy of Trump & Co.

Trying to hold onto his evangelicals with more claims , and displays of others being devotedly loyal to him after he's failed. This is all a show from trump , another act, more PR he uses to claim he's doing something, while he refuses help to those that need it the most, and is conning people into believing he's a christian, when he is not.