At what looks like a good time being had by all, Mitt Romney's got this look plastered on his face, like he's dealing with the people at a plant Bain Capital just acquired. Right now, it's the "It's OK, we're going to make this company better, don't worry about your jobs" look. If he ever gets elected, we'll never see him again while the country is torn apart and sold for scrap to China.

Mitt's got to be at least half as complicated, but I'm doubting it.