That's entertainment. But this was good too, thanks.

and don't want to try
might be a great tag line for Mitt
don't elect me, I'm a republican

In mine, drunk and disorderly is drunk and disorderly, especially if it's also obnoxious.

If she had been a Democrat shouting the virtues of voting Obama, I would feel embarrassed and concede the point that it was right to arrest her and not start looking for conspiracy theories.

He also told us how he has a bunch of silver stashed in the house. His cleaning lady (who he is fucking) knows where the silver is - she has strict orders not to tell anyone about the silver. Especially the cleaning lady's son who is in prison. The son is a "good man" because he is conservative. FIL sends him News Max magazines in prison (with his address cut out).

Nothing can go wrong there, eh?

BTW, dear old FIL has been married 3 0r 4 times since he left my SO's mother when he cheated and had a baby out of wedlock but he thinks gays shouldn't get married.