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Evangelist tells his band to play the Star Spangled Banner. They don't know it. (Original Post) jmbar2 Jul 2023 OP
fucking ignorant piece of shit gopiscrap Jul 2023 #1
☝️☝️☝️☝️ PortTack Jul 2023 #2
They probably just didn't have the sheet music for it. vlyons Jul 2023 #3
I doubt that the guitarist can read music jmbar2 Jul 2023 #10
As I said above, lack of preplanning vlyons Jul 2023 #11
It's important to point and laugh at the pastor/grifter/asswipe rather than his band/employees... RockRaven Jul 2023 #4
Oh my. LudwigPastorius Jul 2023 #5
Well, that was awful. wnylib Jul 2023 #6
There was no there there. czarjak Jul 2023 #7
Close enough fer gawds work 'n passin' the plate. marble falls Jul 2023 #8
"Onward Christian Soldiers" no_hypocrisy Jul 2023 #9

vlyons

(10,252 posts)
3. They probably just didn't have the sheet music for it.
Wed Jul 5, 2023, 03:27 AM
Jul 2023

The pastor could have planned ahead and provided sheet music for every band member, AND had the band practice it before the service. The fault is his for not planning ahead.

jmbar2

(4,952 posts)
10. I doubt that the guitarist can read music
Wed Jul 5, 2023, 09:17 AM
Jul 2023

It is exceedingly difficult to sight read music on a guitar unless you are classically trained. Most guitar players play by ear.

The pastor doesn't know their skills. He should have let them know in advance so they could work it out. It would be hard to improvise the star-spangled banner on the spot.

God should have stepped in to help.

RockRaven

(15,159 posts)
4. It's important to point and laugh at the pastor/grifter/asswipe rather than his band/employees...
Wed Jul 5, 2023, 03:31 AM
Jul 2023

I'm not casting stones at them, I don't know how to play that song either. But I do know not to suddenly ask unprepared people to play it.

LudwigPastorius

(9,358 posts)
5. Oh my.
Wed Jul 5, 2023, 04:10 AM
Jul 2023

Never ask a Praise and Worship band to play anything with more than 3 chords.

I once saw a 32 piece pick up orchestra fake the national anthem. It was pretty darned good!

wnylib

(21,942 posts)
6. Well, that was awful.
Wed Jul 5, 2023, 04:40 AM
Jul 2023

So was the pastor's shirt. He disrespected the flag by wearing it. So do all the MAGAs who wear it, and not just because they are MAGAs. Flag etiquette says not to make clothing out if it.

One time, when the 4th fell on a Sunday, I attended a service in which the pastor used hot dog buns for the communion bread.

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