It's set to put him out of his misery sometime soon.

I bet the lungs beat the liver to the punch

I know he spray tans but he's also jaundiced, a sure sign of some form of liver failure (and I'm not a doctor but I play one on DU, I would put money on a cirrhotic liver). Does he smoke?

Anyway, the point being, if they want to legitimately vote the guy out, they better hurry. The grim reaper only gets one vote but his vote is bigger than all of Boehner's constituency.

No one take this as a threat against this mans life. It isn't. It's a not well kept secret that Boehner likes the drinky, drinky. A day without whiskey is a day Boehner never sees. Same for the guy's poor liver.

I change my prediction to Pancreatic Cancer. Or a triple play. Or just a massive heart attack.

Boehner's constituents need to work fast.

Not a purdy sight.

Thank you for the laugh. That's great!

Your joke is not lost on me - I love the Super Bowl comparison!