and I saw a report in Cuba

I went out this morning and I saw lite tiny tiny lites sprinkled across the sky like sugar dust only on the sky instead of on my donuts and then there were other lites big scary lites shining down on my car and they were coming from where that lamppost used to be and oh my god it WAS the lamppost the lamppost has become the meteorite and its like 12/21/12 all over again its the end of the world one more time I dont want my kitteh Mr. Armandhammer to suffer too much so I'm going to put him in the garage and let him have my car keys and just hope for the best oh shit I'm gonna hide under my bed till the end of the world is over with help me baby Jesus!!!

oh noes

Maybe they make him talk fast ????

"And they don't know where it's going to land. You would think they would know, BUT NOooooo!!! There's John Belushi in New York and BAM, BAM, BAM..."

We can only imagine the panic...