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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNew Parody: Monster Mash 2017
Last edited Fri Nov 10, 2017, 03:22 PM - Edit history (1)
I decided the Monster Mash needed some updating, so this is what I came up with:
I was working in the White House late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
Some young men in khakis were carrying tiki torches
Then a group called Antifa showed up and the party scorches!
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash
They did the mash
It was a National Mall smash
They did the mash
It got violent in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash!
From my giant tower in the big city
To my luscious golf courses, oh so pretty
The protestors came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from fighting Russian trolls!
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash
They did the mash
It was a National Mall smash
They did the mash
It got violent in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash!
*Trump voice*
We're going to build a great wall
And it is going to be 75 feet tall
And it will be the grandest wall of them all
And Mexico is going to pay for it all!
The scene was rocking and everyone was fighting
Then two guys named Cernovich and Posobiec attempted some gas lighting
The rioters were just about to arrive
And then some guy named Mueller told me to step aside!
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash
They did the mash
It was a National Mall smash
They did the mash
It got violent in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash!
Oh why? Why did it have to end???
I still have Sean Hannity as a close friend!
I really wanted to make America great again!
But now approval ratings are telling me I'm a has-been!
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash
They did the mash
It was a National Mall smash
They did the mash
It got violent in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash!
Now everything's cool, it was just a warning
Now I can concentrate on hoaxing global warming
Mueller was wrong, it was a whole nothing burger
Because Fox News said so, they think I'm the fuhrer!!!
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash
They did the mash
It was a National Mall smash
They did the mash
It got violent in a flash
They did the mash
They did the Trumpster mash!
*Trump voice*
It was great, OK?
Wrong! Sad! Unbelievable!
That son of a bitch is FIRED!!!!
Some very good people!
You're a nasty woman!
We're going to make America great again!
America is going to win so much we're going to be sick of winning!
We're going to build the greatest wall ever!
*fade out*
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New Parody: Monster Mash 2017 (Original Post)
Initech
Oct 2017
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FSogol
(45,526 posts)1. LOL. n/t
Initech
(100,102 posts)2. Call me, Weird Al!
50 Shades Of Blue
(10,043 posts)3. That was brilliant, LOL!
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