Because you'd be one more cubic yard of dirt closer to your grave after eating that!

What kinda of a sick, twisted person would invent such a monstrous thing? Ye gawds, $12 at Walmart. Am I supposed to eat it at one sitting or stretch it out over several days. How the hell do I hide it. I mean it's not like that big boy will fit in my pocket, and it would never fit in my usual stash... inside the box of a ziplock baggies. Seriously, if my Snicker's loving mister ever got his pilfering paws on that thing I'd never find a crumb.

2) Insert the candy bar.

3) Eat the candy bar.

4) Enter a coma.

Subs, hotdogs, now this.

I thought that it was one giant continuous bar.

but I really wouldn't think a huge corporation would actually do something innovative.