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Who were the greatest of the old-time comedy teams? (Original Post) Archae Nov 2017 OP
Marx Bros... Yup. I'd go with that. pangaia Nov 2017 #1
Makes me sad to know that so few young people know about the Marx Brothers mucifer Nov 2017 #2
Marx Bros! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #3
Laurel and Hardy shraby Nov 2017 #4
Bottom three for sure. Burns and Allen were funny, but not rolling on the floor funny like the rest. demosincebirth Nov 2017 #5
Of the above, I would go with Burns and Allen. LisaM Nov 2017 #6
Marx by a mile. edbermac Nov 2017 #7
Gallagher and Sheehan. Chipper Chat Nov 2017 #8
Marx Bros. no contest. Laffy Kat Nov 2017 #9
I'm GP6971 Nov 2017 #10
I'm with you. Abbot and Costello. brush Nov 2017 #11
It was Lewis GP6971 Nov 2017 #12
Because Jerry Lewis wasn't funny? LisaM Nov 2017 #34
Early on, before Lewis became a raging egomaniac, didn't they have some funny movies? brush Nov 2017 #35
Well, they weren't funny to ME, though they were before my time. LisaM Nov 2017 #36
Yeah, he was cool. Good voice/entertainer. Never got over his son being killed. brush Nov 2017 #37
I know; you'd read those sad stories of his going to Italian restaurants by himself LisaM Nov 2017 #40
I love the Bowery Boys... rogerballard Nov 2017 #20
Wow - duck lips have been around a loooong time OriginalGeek Nov 2017 #41
He-e-e-e-y, where's Muggs (Leo Gorcey) in the photo? brush Nov 2017 #42
Marx Brothers wryter2000 Nov 2017 #13
Nichols and May TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #14
The Goons! Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, Harry Seacombe! longship Nov 2017 #15
Refuse to give THE greatest to one benld74 Nov 2017 #16
Three stooges! FuzzyRabbit Nov 2017 #17
Marx Brothers Richard D Nov 2017 #18
bugs bunny and the early bdtrppr6 Nov 2017 #19
Fred and Ethel Mertz... rogerballard Nov 2017 #21
A little more recent, but.... lastlib Nov 2017 #22
The Marx Brothers pressbox69 Nov 2017 #23
Its hard to choose between Laurel and Hardy and the Marx Brothers. argyl Nov 2017 #24
Abbott and Costello were the #1 Hollywood box office stars for 4 years in a row 1941-1945 TeamPooka Nov 2017 #25
I like those. Too some, my favorite comedy team -- The Smothers Brothers -- would be old. Hoyt Nov 2017 #26
James Buchanan and John C Breckinridge alfredo Nov 2017 #27
Bob and Ray FSogol Nov 2017 #28
Burns and Allen. Lord, they were funny. 3 Stooges always made me want to hurl. Shrike47 Nov 2017 #29
Marx and Lennon Cartoonist Nov 2017 #30
The team of donco Nov 2017 #31
Why aren't there comedy teams anymore? Bleacher Creature Nov 2017 #32
The Marx Brothers were half a century before their time DFW Nov 2017 #33
Marx Brothers Still Blue in PDX Nov 2017 #38
Marx Brothers-- hands down!!! ailsagirl Nov 2017 #39
A little more recent geardaddy Nov 2017 #43
three stooges with Curly rurallib Nov 2017 #44
Bob and Ray Generic Brad Nov 2017 #45
Cheech and Chong Sugarcoated Nov 2017 #46

LisaM

(27,813 posts)
6. Of the above, I would go with Burns and Allen.
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 10:23 PM
Nov 2017

Gracie Allen's airy lack of concern with reality was unmatched.

Laffy Kat

(16,382 posts)
9. Marx Bros. no contest.
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 10:31 PM
Nov 2017

I turned my two sons on to the Marx Brothers when they were pretty young. We still enjoy watching them together when we can.

brush

(53,784 posts)
11. I'm with you. Abbot and Costello.
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 11:02 PM
Nov 2017

No mention of Martin and Lewis. When Jerry Lewis (or is it Louis) was funny.

GP6971

(31,164 posts)
12. It was Lewis
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 11:10 PM
Nov 2017

I also thought the old Bob and Ray radio show was great with all their skits. Wally Ballou, Mary Backstage Noble Wife (a play on the Broadway show Mary Noble, Backstage Wife.

LisaM

(27,813 posts)
34. Because Jerry Lewis wasn't funny?
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 02:16 PM
Nov 2017

Just my personal opinion, though. I know some people liked him, but that voice always made me want to run screaming from the room.

LisaM

(27,813 posts)
36. Well, they weren't funny to ME, though they were before my time.
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 02:43 PM
Nov 2017

However, I am a huge fan of Dean Martin, and I guess I thought he was better by himself.

LisaM

(27,813 posts)
40. I know; you'd read those sad stories of his going to Italian restaurants by himself
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 03:40 PM
Nov 2017

and just quietly eating dinner and leaving.

longship

(40,416 posts)
15. The Goons! Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, Harry Seacombe!
Sun Nov 5, 2017, 11:49 PM
Nov 2017

Witness, The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-sea
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLhjIx4h0pcy1fz1iVlNetJqd8xLMgbbfq&v=xyUIt2vVQ2E
BAD!!! Bad Auntie Beeb! Not allowing Goon Shows on the Internet!

Also tops, The Marx Brothers.

 

bdtrppr6

(796 posts)
19. bugs bunny and the early
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 02:14 AM
Nov 2017

really stupid elmer fudd.

all four acts mentioned were great for their own reasons. we watch abbott & costello meet frankenstein every halloween, my kid loves it.

lastlib

(23,242 posts)
22. A little more recent, but....
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 08:40 AM
Nov 2017

Tim Conway, Harvey Korman, and Carol Burnett! OMG, they were hysterical to watch!!

Of the older ones, I'd take the Marx Brothers.

argyl

(3,064 posts)
24. Its hard to choose between Laurel and Hardy and the Marx Brothers.
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 11:37 AM
Nov 2017

Groucho tips the scale. Marx Brothers it is.

TeamPooka

(24,228 posts)
25. Abbott and Costello were the #1 Hollywood box office stars for 4 years in a row 1941-1945
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 11:43 AM
Nov 2017

People forget they were more popular than FRIENDS and BIG BANG THEORY, combined.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
26. I like those. Too some, my favorite comedy team -- The Smothers Brothers -- would be old.
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 11:52 AM
Nov 2017

Cheech and Chong were good too.

FSogol

(45,488 posts)
28. Bob and Ray
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 12:04 PM
Nov 2017

Bob Elliot and Ray Goulding were on the radio and early tv for 5 decades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=gZEyvwhjcFk





Bob: Now with today’s final hard luck story, here is Mr. Farley
Plummer of Tulsa, Oklahoma. And I understand you spent your
life savings on a trip to New York to have some dental work
done.

Plummer: That’s right. As you may have noticed, I’m only ten-
and-a-half inches tall. So, of course, I have a very small mouth
and tiny little teeth in there. I couldn’t find a dentist in Tulsa
who had the right equipment to handle my case. So I figured I’d
better come to a specialist in New York.

Bob: I see. And now you need the money to pay for a dental
specialist here in New York to work on your teeth. Is that it?

Plummer: No. Now I need the money to go on to Dublin,
Ireland. I found out there’s no dentist in New York who
specializes in people my size either. But one of them told me
I’m about the same height as a leprechaun. And he assumed that
those little guys all commute into Dublin to have their teeth
fixed. So I want to give it a try. I’ve got one cavity that’s really
killing me.

Bob: Well, there’s nothing more tragic to behold than the
suffering of a fellow human – or whatever you are, sir. So from
our generous Bob and Ray organization, here is this fine gift for
you. It’s a deluxe racing bike from Klingman and Klingman of
Denver.

Plummer: Gee. I don’t know what to say. Being ten-and-a-half
inches tall, I get a lot of inappropriate gifts. But this really takes
the cake.

Bob: No thanks are necessary, sir. Just seeing the smile on your
little face is reward enough. And now back over to Ray at our
main anchor desk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_and_ray

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)
29. Burns and Allen. Lord, they were funny. 3 Stooges always made me want to hurl.
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 12:05 PM
Nov 2017

I never enjoyed acts where people (appear to) physically injure each other.

Smothers brothers.

Bleacher Creature

(11,257 posts)
32. Why aren't there comedy teams anymore?
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 12:14 PM
Nov 2017

It's not something I've thought about much, but the OP certainly triggered the question. Maybe Penn and Tellar, but that's about it.

DFW

(54,403 posts)
33. The Marx Brothers were half a century before their time
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 12:37 PM
Nov 2017

Bouncer: Hey, Baravelli!

Baravelli: Whadaya want?

Bouncer: Watch the door for a few minutes. And don't let anyone in without the password.

Baravelli: Alright, what is it?

Bouncer: "Swordfish" is the password, d'ya understand?

Baravelli: Okay, I got it.

Bouncer: Well, what is it?

Baravelli: Password.

Bouncer: Swordfish! Swordfish!

Baravelli: Alrighta! Swordfisha! Swordfish!

Bouncer: Aahh...

Baravelli: (roughly interpreted) Piazza mosco santa rumbolla fatcha duzzi patsi!

There's a knock at the door. Baravelli opens the peephole.

Baravelli: Who are you?

Wagstaff: I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?

Baravelli: I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.

Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?

Baravelli: Oh no, you gotta tell me! (pause) Hey, I tell you what I do...I give you three guesses...It's the name of a fish...

Wagstaff: Is it Mary?

Baravelli: Ha, ha! Atsa no fish!

Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see...Is it sturgeon?

Baravelli: Hey, you're crazy! A sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open whena you sick. Now I give you one more chance.

Wagstaff: I got it! Haddock!

Baravelli: Atsa funny, I gotta haddock too.

Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?

Baravelli: Well now, sometimes I take aspirin, sometimes I takea calomel.

Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.

Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel. I like that too, but you no guess it. (Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens the peephole again.) Hey, whatsa matta? You no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say swordfish! Now, I give you one more guess.

Wagstaff: (thinking) Swordfish...swordfish...I think I got it! Is it swordfish?

Baravelli: Ha! That's it! You guess it!

After the two settle themselves at the bar, the following conversation ensues.

Wagstaff: Well let's get down to business. I'm looking for two football players who always hang around here.

Baravelli: We always hang around here, but we don't...

Wagstaff: (interrupting) Well, that's all I wanted to know. I'm Professor Wagstaff of Huxley College.

Baravelli: That means nothing to me.

Wagstaff: Well, it doesn't mean anything to me either. I'll try it over again. I'm Professor Huxley of Wagstaff College.

Baravelli: Well you didn't stay at the other college very long.

Wagstaff: You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces?

Baravelli: I'll talk it over with my partner.

Wagstaff: In case I never see you again, which would add ten years to my life, what would you fellows want to play football?

Baravelli: Wella first we wanna football.

Wagstaff: Well, I don't know if we've got a football. But if I could find one, would you be interested? I don't want a hasty answer, just sleep on it.

Baravelli: I no think I can sleep on a football.

Bartender: Who's gonna settle for these drinks?

Baravelli: (Flips coin and hides the result. To Wagstaff, he says,) Your stuck.

Wagstaff: (To bartender.) Can you cash a check for fifteen dollars and twenty-two cents?

Bartender: Sure. (Opens drawer and counts out money.) Five, ten, fifteen, and twenty-two.

Wagstaff: Thanks. As soon as I get a check for fifteen dollars and twenty-two cents, I'll send it to you. (Flees with Baravelli.) Swordfish!

Still Blue in PDX

(1,999 posts)
38. Marx Brothers
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 03:09 PM
Nov 2017

Bob and Ray

The Smothers Brothers

Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks

My mom loved the Bowery Boys, but I don't remember them and should revisit.

Boris and Natasha, Rocky and Bullwinkle

rurallib

(62,420 posts)
44. three stooges with Curly
Mon Nov 6, 2017, 10:12 PM
Nov 2017

they had the physical comedy and also had some great lines of dialogue that often got missed in all the physical stuff.
Curly was hard to top.

Burns and Allen and the Marx brothers tie for 2nd for me.
ETA:
Monty Python should get a message someplace.
When I think about it they were actually probably the all around best.

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