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Kaleva

(36,312 posts) Fri Nov 10, 2017, 10:27 PM Nov 2017

How to calculate the human age of a cow.

Cow age calculator

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How to calculate the human age of a cow. (Original Post) Kaleva Nov 2017 OP

Do they orbit the sun at a different rate than we do? jberryhill Nov 2017 #1

+ struggle4progress Nov 2017 #2

Of course they do, that's why they can jump over the moon. Yavin4 Nov 2017 #3

It all makes sense now! Thank you jberryhill Nov 2017 #5

Cool calculator Generic Brad Nov 2017 #4

At my age I'd rather it be in cow years! WinkyDink Nov 2017 #6

In cow years, I'd be well over 200 years old. Kaleva Nov 2017 #7

Oh, I thought it was the reverse. Math. Phooey! WinkyDink Nov 2017 #8

Pick an animal that outlives humans Kaleva Nov 2017 #9

Parrots, Tortoises jberryhill Nov 2017 #10

First ask the cow how old she/he is left-of-center2012 Nov 2017 #11

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

1. Do they orbit the sun at a different rate than we do?

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 12:47 AM

Nov 2017

struggle4progress

(118,295 posts)

2. +

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 03:59 AM

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Yavin4

(35,442 posts)

3. Of course they do, that's why they can jump over the moon.

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 07:03 AM

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

5. It all makes sense now! Thank you

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #3)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 11:33 AM

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Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

4. Cool calculator

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 10:34 AM

Nov 2017

I had fun exploring the ages of all the different animals. Puts them into a new perspective for me.

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)

6. At my age I'd rather it be in cow years!

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 12:14 PM

Nov 2017

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)

7. In cow years, I'd be well over 200 years old.

Reply to WinkyDink (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 12:17 PM

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WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)

8. Oh, I thought it was the reverse. Math. Phooey!

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 01:18 PM

Nov 2017

Kaleva

(36,312 posts)

9. Pick an animal that outlives humans

Reply to WinkyDink (Reply #8)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 01:21 PM

Nov 2017

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

10. Parrots, Tortoises

Reply to Kaleva (Reply #9)

Sat Nov 11, 2017, 02:06 PM

Nov 2017

Mitch McConnell, for example, is still in his prime.

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

11. First ask the cow how old she/he is

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Mon Nov 13, 2017, 01:54 PM

Nov 2017

And if you get a response,
you have a talking cow.

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