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mac56

(17,574 posts) Mon Nov 20, 2017, 01:46 PM Nov 2017

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Groan-worthy joke of the day

Kate Moss called Keith Richards and said, "Hey, Keef, it's Kate. Can you come and pick me up?"

"Sorry, Kate," said Keef, "but a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss."

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Groan-worthy joke of the day (Original Post) mac56 Nov 2017 OP

boy did you have a long nap! you do realize it's 2017? unblock Nov 2017 #1

And she says, GallopingGhost Nov 2017 #2

Kick for being outrageously bad! red dog 1 Nov 2017 #3

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? edbermac Nov 2017 #4

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unblock

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1. boy did you have a long nap! you do realize it's 2017?

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Mon Nov 20, 2017, 01:50 PM

Nov 2017

GallopingGhost

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2. And she says,

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Mon Nov 20, 2017, 03:50 PM

Nov 2017

"OK, but will you at least play pick-up Styx?"

red dog 1

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3. Kick for being outrageously bad!

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Mon Nov 20, 2017, 04:12 PM

Nov 2017

edbermac

(15,942 posts)

4. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

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Mon Nov 20, 2017, 08:41 PM

Nov 2017

Polaroids.

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