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RKP5637

(67,111 posts)
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 03:34 PM Nov 2017

This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat

I have no words for this one ... except another of my WTF's.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/

https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=&w=1484

Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday in a rocket he built from scrap metal.

Assuming the 500-mph, mile-long flight through the Mojave Desert does not kill him, Mike Hughes told the Associated Press, his journey into the atmosflat will mark the first phase of his ambitious flat-Earth space program.

Hughes’s ultimate goal is a subsequent launch that puts him miles above the Earth, where the 61-year-old limousine driver hopes to photograph proof of the disc we all live on.

“It’ll shut the door on this ball earth,” Hughes said in a fundraising interview with a flat-Earth group for Saturday’s flight, which ranged across theories that NASA is controlled by round-Earth Freemasons, and Elon Musk makes fake rockets from blimps.
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This man is about to launch himself in his homemade rocket to prove the earth is flat (Original Post) RKP5637 Nov 2017 OP
No need for this. guillaumeb Nov 2017 #1
Yep, exactly, divine truth, all maps are flat! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #7
If the world were flat, cats would have already shoved everything off it. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #11
Cracking me up! RKP5637 Nov 2017 #19
Oh, funny. Doreen Nov 2017 #53
Clearly true. guillaumeb Nov 2017 #58
Is this group real . Are there really people who think the world is flat? Fullduplexxx Nov 2017 #2
Sadly, yes, there are. n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #4
Omg ..... wtf..... nt Fullduplexxx Nov 2017 #6
Look at this! Incredible! RKP5637 Nov 2017 #12
Just unbelievable ..i mean i heard of this but all this time i thought i was a joke Fullduplexxx Nov 2017 #18
The flat earth society has members around the globe. n/t Ron Obvious Nov 2017 #61
and you all thought the Freemasons were done underpants Nov 2017 #3
You know? matt819 Nov 2017 #5
The deranged idiot will likely kill himself with this stupid stunt. n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #8
If he does atreides1 Nov 2017 #42
All Darwin awards are posthumous. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #43
This idiot may be a candidate for a Darwin award Gothmog Nov 2017 #9
Trump, will make him his science adviser! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #16
Or head of NASA. Kleveland Nov 2017 #21
Happy Contrails nt Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #10
More like "entrails". TheCowsCameHome Nov 2017 #36
Doesn't he realize that he just needs to buy a plane ticket. .... VMA131Marine Nov 2017 #13
Then, he would probably say the earth is just a fake blown up balloon he sees from the plane. n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #17
This has already been explained SCantiGOP Nov 2017 #27
I KNEW it.... dhill926 Nov 2017 #48
There's even a video of it Angleae Nov 2017 #67
Airlines routinely tape drawings of a round earth of the outside of windows on most planes. FSogol Nov 2017 #45
The airlines are in on it too. underpants Nov 2017 #28
Hope he has his affairs in order. I wouldn't get anywhere near a rocket built by a flat-earther brush Nov 2017 #14
"journey into the atmosflat" blaze Nov 2017 #15
Atmosplat. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #22
Hahaha!!!!! Even better!! nt blaze Nov 2017 #23
I don't see where there's room for a landing mechanism customerserviceguy Nov 2017 #52
LOL. n/t FSogol Nov 2017 #46
I am speecheless. Kleveland Nov 2017 #20
The cruising altitude of a commercial airliner is 39,000 feet - 21 times higher Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #24
But the windows are just video screens Kaleva Nov 2017 #29
He can try this other high tech method to reach 15,000 feet - 8 times higher Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #32
It's not rocket science genxlib Nov 2017 #25
+ 1 red dog 1 Nov 2017 #64
DARWINISM. I hope. n/t Scoopster Nov 2017 #26
When surveyors lay out sections of land, they add adjustments to deal with the Earth's curvature. Girard442 Nov 2017 #30
When snipers calculate long range shots, Thor_MN Nov 2017 #34
Can Darwin Awards be made in advance? The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #31
He's only going to go up to 1,800 feet? Airplanes fly at 35,000 feet. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2017 #33
No, they don't. Airplanes are an Illuminati hoax. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #37
Actually, when I flew in the Air Force the airplanes were suspended by wires from the ceiling LastLiberal in PalmSprings Nov 2017 #44
WOW!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #49
He will be missed. Iggo Nov 2017 #35
By low flying air traffic, one hopes. nt Xipe Totec Nov 2017 #39
Yes. One hopes. Iggo Nov 2017 #41
Message auto-removed Name removed Nov 2017 #38
Ha! Gravity? That's just a theory! Iggo Nov 2017 #40
I don't understand why this is such a big deal to them n/t TexasBushwhacker Nov 2017 #47
They have delusions in common! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #50
i can respect d_r Nov 2017 #51
I predict customerserviceguy Nov 2017 #54
he is powering it with steam d_r Nov 2017 #55
OMG!!! I hope this man has not reproduced any like him. Doreen Nov 2017 #56
what could go wrong? Locrian Nov 2017 #57
He says he doesn't believe in science, which should be obvious jmowreader Nov 2017 #63
My husband was reading this to me today csziggy Nov 2017 #59
I'm surprisingly into this. GeorgeHayduke Nov 2017 #60
It's steam powered, like Evil Knievel's rocket jmowreader Nov 2017 #62
I'll bet he's a tRump supporter red dog 1 Nov 2017 #65
Yep, I bet so too! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2017 #66
Mad Mike is a self promoter extraordinaire. sl8 Nov 2017 #68
Super serial you guys!!!11!1!! 7wo7rees Nov 2017 #69

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
1. No need for this.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 03:36 PM
Nov 2017

We know the world is flat. If it were round, when I drop a ball it would roll all the way around the earth. But it does not, proving that the world is flat. Just like a map.

matt819

(10,749 posts)
5. You know?
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 03:38 PM
Nov 2017

It seems cruel to give people like this coverage because it demonstrates a horrifying mix of stupidity and paranoia that most people would want to conceal from the world. These people are not well.

atreides1

(16,079 posts)
42. If he does
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:28 PM
Nov 2017

He'll get a posthumous Darwin's Award...and stop being a waste of air and space!!!

Win-win!!!

VMA131Marine

(4,139 posts)
13. Doesn't he realize that he just needs to buy a plane ticket. ....
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 03:44 PM
Nov 2017

That will take him up to 35,000 feet in relative comfort (moreso if he buys a business class seat). That's more than 17 times higher than his puny rocket will go. He could also fly in a helium balloon that would get him to over 100,000 feet.

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
27. This has already been explained
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:03 PM
Nov 2017

There is a network of hidden highways that connect all the airports. As you roll on them in the airplane, they project pictures on the windows to make it look like you are flying.

FSogol

(45,488 posts)
45. Airlines routinely tape drawings of a round earth of the outside of windows on most planes.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 05:00 PM
Nov 2017

I kid you not!

underpants

(182,829 posts)
28. The airlines are in on it too.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:04 PM
Nov 2017

Don't even get me started on the Freemason controlled hot air balloon industry.

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)
52. I don't see where there's room for a landing mechanism
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 05:56 PM
Nov 2017

on that bottle rocket. All he's likely to prove is that he can be flattened.

Kleveland

(1,257 posts)
20. I am speecheless.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 03:51 PM
Nov 2017

It is likely financed by some of the RWNJ's that support tRump.

I know his head is flat!

I is truly mind boggling the power of the human mind to delude itself in the face of facts.

I will venture to say that this delusion will take care of itself, part of Darwinism and thinning out the herd.



Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
24. The cruising altitude of a commercial airliner is 39,000 feet - 21 times higher
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:00 PM
Nov 2017

Cheaper and safer to climb on an airplane and take pictures from the window.

1,800 feet?

Fucking amateur.

Xipe Totec

(43,890 posts)
32. He can try this other high tech method to reach 15,000 feet - 8 times higher
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:08 PM
Nov 2017


Lawrence "Larry" Richard Walters (April 19, 1949 – October 6, 1993), nicknamed "Lawnchair Larry" or the "Lawn Chair Pilot", was an American truck driver who took flight on July 2, 1982, in a homemade airship. Dubbed Inspiration I, the "flying machine" consisted of an ordinary patio chair with 45 helium-filled weather balloons attached to it. Walters rose to an altitude of over 15,000 feet (4,600 m) and floated from his point of origin in San Pedro, California, into controlled airspace near Los Angeles International Airport. His flight was widely reported.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Walters

Girard442

(6,075 posts)
30. When surveyors lay out sections of land, they add adjustments to deal with the Earth's curvature.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:04 PM
Nov 2017

[link:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_(United_States_land_surveying)|

It just shows you just how how the tentacles of the sinister Geosphericist conspiracy have had us in their clutches in so many ways and for centuries!

 

Thor_MN

(11,843 posts)
34. When snipers calculate long range shots,
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:10 PM
Nov 2017

They account for the curvature of the earth and the direction of the shot. You would think that would figure into the thought process, the correlation between flat earthers, conservatives and gun worship is high.

44. Actually, when I flew in the Air Force the airplanes were suspended by wires from the ceiling
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 04:31 PM
Nov 2017

just like the models I had as a kid.

Response to RKP5637 (Original post)

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)
54. I predict
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 06:01 PM
Nov 2017

a fizzle of the rocket motor, which would make him look no sillier than he is today, and he will have become one of the leading spokespersons for the concept of flat-earth. This will cause other nutcases to toss money at him if he can only set up a website...

Oh, looked at the picture again, and he's got that nailed down!

Locrian

(4,522 posts)
57. what could go wrong?
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 06:22 PM
Nov 2017

>>Assuming the 500-mph, mile-long flight through the Mojave Desert does not kill him, Mike Hughes told the Associated Press, his journey into the atmosflat will mark the first phase of his ambitious flat-Earth space program.


Anyone else think that einstein here may be a little short on the scientific method? Not a good thing for building a home-made rocket.

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)
63. He says he doesn't believe in science, which should be obvious
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 07:51 PM
Nov 2017

Oh yeah...when he lands - assuming he isn't a grease spot on the desert floor after he does - he's announcing his candidacy for California governor.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
59. My husband was reading this to me today
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 07:12 PM
Nov 2017

My wish for Mr. Hughes - I hope he launches himself into orbit and his last view is that of the SPHERICAL Earth!

GeorgeHayduke

(1,227 posts)
60. I'm surprisingly into this.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 07:41 PM
Nov 2017

Lets fund this idiot through escape velocity and maximum dynamic pressure as he transitions to trans-sonic flight.

Hell, lets give him a couple of engineers to orchestrate a roll program even.

And then we'll wait for re-entry from LEO.

I'd fund that just to watch it through my Schmidt.

sl8

(13,787 posts)
68. Mad Mike is a self promoter extraordinaire.
Tue Nov 21, 2017, 10:55 PM
Nov 2017

He has articles about his latest jump in newspapers worldwide, not to mention the massive online buzz. This all has to do wonders for the pay-per-view sales.

Getting these flat-earthers to sponsor his latest jump was a stroke of genius on his part. How many people had even heard of his previous jumps?

I suspect Mike believes in a flat earth less than NASCAR drivers believe in Marlboro or STP or any other sponsor.

7wo7rees

(5,128 posts)
69. Super serial you guys!!!11!1!!
Wed Nov 22, 2017, 12:27 AM
Nov 2017

But serial, if he wanted to impress us roundies, he should exhibit some more of his scientific method.

Maybe using an alternate ignition sequence...

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