Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass.

Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

3. ROFL. Either you get that one or you don't. Kinda obscure, but very funny. :) nt

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:30 PM

Nov 2017

handmade34

(22,756 posts)

4. "Knock, Knock"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:30 PM

Nov 2017

"Who's there?"
"Olive"
"Olive Who?"
"Oh, I Love You Too!"

favorite of my kids for years

red dog 1

(27,817 posts)

7. An oldie but a goodie!

Reply to handmade34 (Reply #4)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:35 PM

Nov 2017

Binkie The Clown

(7,911 posts)

5. Knock Knock.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:33 PM

Nov 2017

Who's there?
No, he's on first base.

TlalocW

(15,383 posts)

6. Normally I like to turn it back on them

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:35 PM

Nov 2017

Them: Knock knock.
Me: I'm in the shower! Come back later!
Them: ...

I do like this one for when I'm twisting balloons, and someone asks for an owl.

Me: Knock knock
Kid: Who's there?
Me: Owl says
Kid: Owl says who?
Me: That's right!

TlalocW

lame54

(35,293 posts)

8. Knock knock - Who's there?...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 08:57 PM

Nov 2017

Jehovah's witness
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Are they gone yet?

red dog 1

(27,817 posts)

9. Jehovah's Witnesses don't bother me anymore

Reply to lame54 (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 09:17 PM

Nov 2017

Years ago, I very politely told them "God bless you" and closed the gate on them.

kwassa

(23,340 posts)

10. stuff I made up for my eight-year old.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 09:26 PM

Nov 2017

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Why are you crying?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You

You who?

Are you calling me?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

Are you an owl?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ya

Yahoo?

Are you calling me a bumpkin?

red dog 1

(27,817 posts)

11. When I was about 8, we briefly lived next door to a nice older lady who would knock on the door,

Reply to kwassa (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 21, 2017, 09:48 PM

Nov 2017

and, if it was unlocked, (oftentimes during the day it was unlocked), she would say:
"You Hoo" and come right in.
My mom & dad liked her & didn't mind her coming in like that.
Years later, they told me that she was a "Madame"
(For a few months, I lived next door to a 2 bedroom bordello)