It's time to buck the trend!

This is a trendy buck

I kind of covet his jacket. It's badass in a retro biker way.

I couldn't pull off the look though.

If I beat him at strip poker it would be only to walk out wearing that jacket.

That's where I am in my life... I'd play strip poker to actually get badass outer wear from people and leave long before anyone was down to their undies.

It's also an alternate to the crush of Christmas shopping.

Assuming the deer is a good loser, of course.

But, I'd take my chances against him over the Black Friday crowd any day. I mean, have you seen those Black Friday videos?! I'd much rather wrestle a buck than brave that lunacy!!

They were brutal. Screaming and scratching, hair pulling, feet kicking and the poor doll got destroyed in the fracas. Then things turned ugly. It was the last doll in the store.

I think the deer would lose graciously and hand over the jacket. He seems cool that way.

You'll not find me ever taking on anyone. Be it the deer if he objected to my winning, or a crazed Black Friday shopper!

Back in my day, before it became a lesson in 'who wants to buy what cheap crap at a reduced price' I learned my lesson., much like you. Those people are nuts! Now-a-days they're literally trampling people over some piece of junk HD TV built for the event with a 30 day warranty. What?!

I'll just shop online and worry if it arrives before December 25th, thank you very much.

That isn't mine, but I think it's apt.