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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsName something you could say during sex AND at Thanksgiving dinner...
Saw this question on another website and the answers were a lot of fun. Might as well get some DUzies.
gopiscrap
(23,765 posts)hibbing
(10,109 posts)gopiscrap
(23,765 posts)nocalflea
(1,387 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)I've given up that word since Moore hit the scene.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,866 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,715 posts)hibbing
(10,109 posts)fierywoman
(7,694 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)You think whipped cream and chocolate sauce is kinky, try busting out a healthy scoop of southern potato salad.
FM123
(10,054 posts)sl8
(13,900 posts)Good one.
pangaia
(24,324 posts)DFW
(54,443 posts)Three 95 year old guys are sitting on a bench.
After half an hour, one looks up and says, "Sex is nice." His head sags back down.
After another half hour, the second one looks up and says, "Christmas is also nice." His head head sags back down.
After another half hour, the third one looks up and says, "And Christmas comes more often."
madaboutharry
(40,221 posts)Lulu KC
(2,574 posts)Response to sl8 (Reply #12)
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hibbing
(10,109 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)apparently!
Docreed2003
(16,876 posts)GeoWilliam750
(2,522 posts)Nice legs!
cilla4progress
(24,774 posts)Some skin!
hibbing
(10,109 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)DBoon
(22,397 posts)nt
DBoon
(22,397 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)and devour my giblets.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)madamesilverspurs
(15,809 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)unblock
(52,329 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)Next time, leave it in longer.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)dive into that pie!
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)RandySF
(59,244 posts)hay rick
(7,641 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)TlalocW
(15,391 posts)Can take all the weight?
TlalocW
Response to True Dough (Original post)
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(52,329 posts)hay rick
(7,641 posts)pressbox69
(2,252 posts)GeoWilliam750
(2,522 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)pfitz59
(10,391 posts)(Referencing an old Penthouse letter)
hay rick
(7,641 posts)Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)Rollo
(2,559 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)between my buns.
7wo7rees
(5,128 posts)These buns are so fluffy!
You can never have enough butter.
I haven't been this full in a long time!
I'm definitely having seconds.
Now it's time to nap.
Sure glad these pants are loose...
Takket
(21,632 posts)hay rick
(7,641 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)You're ribbing us!
hay rick
(7,641 posts)As if there was a wrong way.
quickesst
(6,283 posts)Beartracks
(12,821 posts)=========
hay rick
(7,641 posts)Okay, so it makes my sister uncomfortable. It's only once a year.
tapermaker
(244 posts)or wait till I'm finished .
NBachers
(17,142 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)You have a contingency plan???
NBachers
(17,142 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)blow the horn of plenty, if ya know what I'm sayin!
MFM008
(19,820 posts)...........
world wide wally
(21,755 posts)Then it's over just like that!
sakabatou
(42,176 posts)Blue Owl
(50,507 posts)n/t
LuckyCharms
(17,459 posts)BamaRefugee
(3,487 posts)Lochloosa
(16,068 posts)underpants
(182,884 posts)underpants
(182,884 posts)underpants
(182,884 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)Skittles
(153,193 posts)aw OK it's not a match
LuckyCharms
(17,459 posts)Probably wasn't appropriate?
randr
(12,417 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,379 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,369 posts)nightwing1240
(1,996 posts)woodsprite
(11,927 posts)MLAA
(17,329 posts)Response to True Dough (Original post)
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NotASurfer
(2,155 posts)even if everything was over prepared, and ends up cold, gummy, and about as appetizing as old shoe leather - I love you, so it's going to be wonderful, and we will cherish the memories forever
True Dough
(17,331 posts)be writing cards for Hallmark or something. How poetic!
NotASurfer
(2,155 posts)and sometimes posting from a phone encourages a brevity of the thumb that pares down the words. Thanks for that compliment: )
Good thread, no idea why going romantic on it occurred to me but sometimes you just roll with an inspiration
Danascot
(4,694 posts)We'll never get done if you just gum the meat.
DetlefK
(16,423 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,782 posts)I can't believe how fast you finish.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)True Dough
(17,331 posts)that's not crude or suggestive. Are you in the right thread?
Sweet, very sweet.
OnDoutside
(19,973 posts)Yonnie3
(17,486 posts)Motley13
(3,867 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,750 posts)sl8
(13,900 posts)Codeine
(25,586 posts)secondwind
(16,903 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,369 posts)becca da bakkah
(426 posts)....but here's my contributions:
"It's kind of dry". Or, conversely, "God, it's so moist!" And my personal favorite,
"think we can sneak a piece before the others get here?!"
True Dough
(17,331 posts)Late-comers always welcome!
becca da bakkah
(426 posts)....I'll bring the water for the lemonade!
csziggy
(34,138 posts)Pretty much this scene:
hay rick
(7,641 posts)Pecan pie. You can't fake it.
csziggy
(34,138 posts)Because I never took the second one to the feast.
Most years I make two, give one to friends and take one to the family dinner. And I never get even a bite since I have a slice of my brother in law's excellent cheese cake and no room for my pue.
This year I made meringue cookies (for the kids who have multiple food allergies/sensitivities) and a key lime pie to use up the yolks left from the meringue. Since I still had energy I also made two pecan pies, gave one to our friends and kept the other one here. We had our first slices last night and it is as good as I remember it from years ago, the last time I got any of it.
I was ready to have an orgasm while eating it - not at all a fake one, either!