A quick "how sadly predictable America is" quiz

Earlier this evening, I took my new bike for a spin and ventured into a ritzy nearby neighborhood full of big, old houses with manicured lawns and expensive cars parked out front. I spent some time there. I went up and down cul-de-sacs, I stopped from time to time (man, I am REALLY out of shape) and basically wandered aimlessly around. I wasn't really going anywhere. I was just out for a spin.

Nobody called the cops. Nobody followed me around. I did not get a sense that anybody really noticed I was there or cared very much if they did.

So, based on all that....

1) What color am I?

2) Am I at least middle age?

3) Am I male or female?