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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBest and most inexpensive way to hang a large Christmas ornament from a
forty foot oak tree? I have found 75 foot cords at Lowes, but I might need longer.
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)I think those are beautiful. We're pretty secular in my house but I love the lights and music...and food. I guess I like everything about it except the stress, LOL. (I was going to ask if you had those really big balls but thought better of it, although that's actually what I meant.) I saw about half a dozen on a very tall and wide evergreen in someone's yard and had to pull over and enjoy them for a minute. I have NO IDEA how they placed them, maybe with a cherry-picker?
Baitball Blogger
(46,758 posts)people run cords that high in the trees.
So far, wrapping fishing wire around a tennis ball, and throwing the ball seems to be the easiest way to do it.
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)Of course it was at night. The ornaments were so big I wondered if there was solar-charged battery attached?
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mahatmakanejeeves
(57,613 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Dig a small hole.
Place acorn in hole.
Put Christmas ornament over hole.
Wait.
Baitball Blogger
(46,758 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Make sure you have a really good surge arrester on whatever you plug that cord into, before you go wiring a lightning rod into your home electrical circuits.
Baitball Blogger
(46,758 posts)You da boss.
Barring magic beans, this sounds like the easiest way ever.
And, apropos of nothing, a quote from German General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord:
"The man who is clever and lazy qualifies for the highest leadership posts."
From https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/02/28/clever-lazy/
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Quote Investigator: The earliest evidence located by QI appeared in January 1933 in a periodical called Army, Navy & Air Force Gazette based in Great Britain. A passage attributed to German General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord described the placing of officers into four classes.
The text was reprinted under the title Selecting Officers in the United States Naval Institute Proceedings in March 1933 and in the Review of Military Literature: The Command and General Staff School Quarterly in September 1933. Boldface has been added to excerpts: 1 2
General Freiherr von Hammerstein-Equord, the present chief of the German Army, has a method of selecting officers which strikes us as being highly original and peculiarly un-Prussian. According to Exchange, a Berlin newspaper has printed the following as his answer to a query as to how he judged his officers: I divide my officers into four classes as follows: The clever, the industrious, the lazy, and the stupid. Each officer always possesses two of these qualities.
Those who are clever and industrious I appoint to the General Staff. Use can under certain circumstances be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy qualifies for the highest leadership posts. He has the requisite nerves and the mental clarity for difficult decisions. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be got rid of, for he is too dangerous.
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jberryhill
(62,444 posts)sl8
(13,889 posts)You might try googling for antenna launchers; hams have been dealing with the same problem for a long time and have come up with some creative solutions.
For example: