i don't want grape juice. i likes the booze.

but in my case it is a box that is dry since I love FRANZA chilled red wine that comes in a box.

I like boxed wine, but I do pour it in a stemless wine glass and serve it to people who like it up until they find out it came from a box. Then I enjoy watching their reaction.

I prefer to drink from an old fruit jar. And to heck with those California wine snobs, I like Italian reds. Less money better wine.

to buy the Coravin wine doohickey at a cost of many Benjamins.

Step 1: Trade that stemmed goblet in for one of these:



Step 2: Abandon that grape based milk diet for some of this:

Single malt or iced vodka.

Wine dries me out and gives me a headache.

Robert Redford, Spy Game 2001

pour aren't that important to me.