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syringis

(5,101 posts) Tue Dec 19, 2017, 12:08 PM Dec 2017

Joke time

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope slapped him.

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Joke time (Original Post) syringis Dec 2017 OP

Why did Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer have a bad report card? underpants Dec 2017 #1

From SNL's Michael Che: yallerdawg Dec 2017 #2

Stealing that one! 2naSalit Dec 2017 #3

LOL MustLoveBeagles Dec 2017 #4

Good one! I'm passing this one on, too! Rhiannon12866 Dec 2017 #5

Hahaha!!! blaze Dec 2017 #6

LOL geardaddy Dec 2017 #7

underpants

(182,829 posts)

1. Why did Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer have a bad report card?

Reply to syringis (Original post)

Tue Dec 19, 2017, 12:11 PM

Dec 2017

He went down in history

yallerdawg

(16,104 posts)

2. From SNL's Michael Che:

Reply to syringis (Original post)

Tue Dec 19, 2017, 12:18 PM

Dec 2017

"Consumer watchdog groups are warning that devices like Amazon's Echo and Google Home may be recording people all the time. Which explains why all of the ads that pop up on my computer are for Gas-X."

Scatological humor cracks me up!