I was daydreaming in the cereal aisle today and I started picking my nose

accidentally.

I can't go to that grocery store anymore.

If I ever walk in there again, I will be known as the guy who was picking his nose near the Cheerios.

2018 is starting out badly. Very badly.

No, this didn't really happen, but only because I caught myself. See, I was mulling over a serious problem that I am having, and the old finger started to go in for a "comfort pick".

You know what I mean. Don't pretend like you've never done it.

Caught myself just in time.

Could have been a real tragedy.

Thought this event was worth a post.