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*****DON'T PLAY THIS AT WORK OR AROUND CHILDREN*****
*****WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE*****
Believe it or not, this is kind of common in the construction field. I recently finished a grueling 10 month remodeling project on my home, which included the kitchen. I've had moments similar to this, especially after nights with only one hour of sleep. Nothing feels better than swearing at raw construction material when you are angry. I'm not sure what is up with this guy...maybe drunk, hungover, tired, or just having a bad day, but I think the funniest thing in this video is that some guy is just standing there watching and recording the whole thing.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Notice he rolled a blunt/cig in the midst of his meltdown? It was hilarious, thank you for this, first video of the day I laughed my butt off.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)I don't think so. Reason being, I've seen this behavior before a million times, and I've done it myself.
If I was tired when doing my kitchen for example, it usually went as follows...
I had a big problem in the kitchen. Freaking tools all over the place. I frequently had to take my glasses off to see some close-up work, and I swear, sometimes it would literally take me 30 minutes to find my glasses again, because I set them on some tool, and they blended in visually. After about 2 minutes of looking for my glasses without success, I would usually throw something across the room and start talking to myself:
Well! What do you know! Disappearing glasses! I didn't know they came with that fucking feature! Set your fucking glasses down and poof! They fucking disappear! It's fucking magic! They dissolve! Yeah that's it! They fucking dissolve. Maybe the tools make them dissolve. Fucking tools have dissolving acid in them. That must be it. Fucking acid in my motherfucking tools. That's it. I've been in this same shit spot for the last 10 minutes...it's not like I've moved around the room. I know the glasses are within two feet of me, but I can't see them. I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THEM BECAUSE I I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES ON FUCKER!!!!!!111!!!!
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)Glasses. LOL
When I was younger, I would scream and curse at a Palmetto bug if one happened to get in the house, and in Florida it is inevitable at one time or another. I am so afraid of them, I would rather a snake get in my house, I know ridiculous. My dad and my husband would be like calm down, we'll call Terminex. Do you think it understands what you are saying?
I just showed my husband, he thought it was funny, and added if he was one of my employees he'd be gone, some of them are quite colorful themselves at times, never in front of customers though.
I wonder if he knows or cares it's online? I wonder if one of his fellow employees were kind enough to post it for him? I would die if I came across a video of my husband losing it like that.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)I'm like you...yelling at things that either can't hear or can't understand.
This guy...I don't know lol. I think my favorite part is when he called the piece of sheathing "ignorant".
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)fuckin' momma" when he got his joint (?) ready. I'm going to venture a guess, he may now be unemployed.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)It can't be done without cursing. When called out on it, I simply tell my wife that I am emphatically reading the Scandinavian instructions - it's not my fault they sound like English curse words.
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,266 posts)I'll actually warn my mother when I'm working on something particularly exasperating, "I may have to use some technical jargon". She knows what I mean.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,196 posts)earthshine
(1,642 posts)I usually just say "fucking piece of shit"! repeatedly. I don't use sexualized metaphors like "cock sucker" and "mother ...".