1. I'm a 'Murkan




2. GO PATS!!!

It is spelled G_O....

a waste of time.....my time better spent reading a good book.

Means MLB is getting here soon!!!

Thank you. Go Cubs!!

However, since I live in Minneapolis, I have to deal with the mess and hassle the thing will bring us. So I guess I actually have negative fucks to give.

And, as bored as I am with the Patriots in it, it would be nice to see Eagles lose again.

Plus Superbowl squares (could win money!) and commercials and my dad's crab dip recipe make it a fun day regardless. Oh, and beer.

Soma for the masses. last one I "watched" was 12-13 years ago at a party.

After last week, I thought "the curse" had been lifted.

Apparently I jinxed it by vocalizing how I didn't want them to face the Patriots. Well, I got my wish.

Hm well, the Eagles have a puncher's chance to knock out the Pats.

It's a silver development!

Somehow, when two or more people are yelling at the TV, it's more fun. My cat isn't big on football.

I'm from Philly. Nuff said.

Than zero?

Not the sideshow.

So much more entertaining and adorable!

to bring home the Lombarky Trophy.

Wolf

A device capable of measuring how tiny the fucks I give are

For the past 19 years hubby and I have a deal. He gets to have his little party and I get to go shopping

Seeing friends I only see about once a year.

...peeking in on it so as not to be "culturally" ignorant the next day and say, "Gee, who was playing?" I live in the greater Chicao area and pay no attention to "Da Bears."

My fact minded older son once read an analysis of your typical NFL broadcast, which figured out that there are about 12 minutes of actual on-the-field action in a 2-3 hour airing.

When I was a kid, I knew that when my dad was done watching football, it would be my turn for some tube time. I'd go into the family room to ask how much time was left, and he'd say, "5 minutes." I'd go back 15 minutes later to ask again, and it would be, "3 minutes."

Go Pats!

Not sure how to measure this. But the spouse makes really good appetizers for the game. And as long as it is competitive, it can be a fun game to watch since it is usually a couple of the best teams. Besides, Americans do very little all together, at the same time. If nothing else, we can all share the experience and complain about the commercials the next day.

Fourteen years ago, I was talking with a friend over a messenger program. Her husband was watching it while she was on the computer. I suddenly became very interested in the halftime show as she exclaimed what had just happened with Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, and she proposed a contest to see who could find an image of it first on the internet.

I won - less than 10 minutes.

TlalocW

Die-hard Eagles fan since 1959 and despise the Patriots.

I didn’t follow the Eagleswhen that sack of shit Vick was their QB. You can thank Tony Dungy for that slick move -getting ownership to take him.

I don't even know who is playing.

(I don't live in North America, and I still work for a living).

The Olympics are always supreme.

I look forward to the similarly sad threads here, with someone asking, "Does anyone care about the Winter Olympics?"

Always hilarious when those show up.

Except for the commercials-- I look forward to seeing what this year brings.

One good thing, after a couple of weeks it’s No More Football! Yeah

I used to watch pro football, but somewhere @ age 30 I found it incredibly boring.

15 minutes of "action stuffed into 4 hours plus all the pre-games, post games, half-time shows and constant blathering about the "game" from now til next September.
It's a game, people.

Not a TV sports fan, but wife and son make up for my deficit.

I enjoy watching football and baseball, so I'm looking forward to the Super Bowl - even though the Seahawks aren't in it. (Fortunately for us, we finally canned the guy who came up with the stupidest play in the history of professional sports...

I'll be watching the puppy bowl.

So I guess 2 flying fu'ks with the EAGLES the ultimate winners.

Never will.

Watching for the commercials? Like reading Playboy for the articles. Your eyes gonna watch that football. Lol

Zero fucks

win it, that would be kind of a cool story. Keenam being Super Bowl MVP would have been the huge Cinderella story, Foles almost as good. It'll probably be Brady though.

I've wanted the game moved to Saturday for years now. It's practically a national holiday and one of the biggest party days of the year. It'd be a lot better for people having parties and drinking if it wasn't on a work night for most of us. It's gotta be rough in the eastern time zone starting so late.

nt

A vast Fuck Deficit.

to the Superb Owl ... being over!

They've never won the Super Bowl so it naturally would be nice to see them win it.

Their fans are notoriously--um--difficult, but perhaps finally winning will mellow them. (I doubt it, though....see Red Sox fans post 2004).

Also I love how Nick Foles was given up for dead as a starting quarterback and yet somehow found his way back into the big game.

Don't give a single shit or fuck for Tawm Brady or the Patriots. Hope they get blown out. So sick of them.

I would have loved to have seen the Jaguars in the Super Bowl, as they've never been there before. And they actually happen to be my second favorite team.

Vikings would have been great, too, just to see a team play a Super Bowl in its home stadium.

But I would have taken Jags-Eagles.

Just please, no more Patriots.

I am also sick of the Pats .

But I do not care who wins really don't care about philly except for the after show the fans would put on if they win

I hope Timberlake gets to redeem him self at half time no boobs flash or anything and he is a good performer

A Hamilton performance from Odom jr who is from philly
Star spangled banner by Pink? Who is from philly too. I don't see that but she has a nice voice
Ill probably get bored at some point after too many nachos and check back at the end or maybe not . See how the game goes

Two gangs fighting over pig. Why not cut pig in half? Both gangs eat.

Wolf

Secular American ritual.

They owe me a fuck!

America prays for, back to back Patriot super bowl wins.

watching the Super Bowl. So, that works out to about 0.143 fucks I'd be willing to give...

if the Vikings were playing. Not really a Vikings fan, but used to love the rivalry between the Lions and Vikings, my best friend being a Vikings fan. The Lions will never play in a Super Bowl so Vikings were the next best thing.

either LOVED or HATED. It will get high ratings.

Fly Eagles Fly.

Fuck the Patriots. I hope their Superbowl dreams are like their balls.....deflated.

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Is it Special K with a sprinkling of crushed walnuts and strawberries topped with sugar in a giant bowl? Mmmmmm.

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1) I'm just dead sick of the Patriots. Getting to the game whose name we are not supposed to mention is an accomplishment to be sure, but I'd like to see another team.

2) If the kids I grew up with were being shot and harassed by the police, and if the powers that be in Washington made it pretty clear they didn't care about people like me, and people like me made up over half the league, then you're damn right I'd use my position to protest. I was pretty disgusted by both the fan reaction and the attitude of many of the owners - Jones in particular.

3) The NFL is burying its head in the sand on CTE.

4) The NBA is simply a better, more compelling product right now.

5) And despite the fact that the Yankees look to be the New England Patriots of MLB, Baseball has also been a more compelling product I'd say over the past two years.

6) The whole "S****r Bowl" is copyrighted and you cant say it or use it in an ad without paying the league is bullcrap.

7) Goodell is incredibly overpaid.

8) College football also has its issues, but is generally more fun to watch.

So no - I won't watch. My ladies will likely check out the Puppy & /or Kitten Bowls.

totally.

. . .which I understand the producers are trying to glom onto the legacy of Prince by showing a hologram of him while Justin Timberlake (of all people) is performing.

Ick.

Every single person who responded to this thread has to give at least one fuck, otherwise, you would have ignored it.

even though neither is my team and even though I'm still pissed at the NFL about the three recent relocations. That's how much I love football. I'm pulling for the Eagles to get revenge and to give Philadelphia its first SB title.

However, I avoid being on the road after the game because of all the people getting behind the wheel after drinking for 3 or 4 hours.

and I have a dog in the hunt.

I also like the commercials.

I will be reading instead.

They both have prevented my Falcons from being national champions the past two seasons.

But I'm a Browns fan ..... so......

What is more American than the Super Bowl? This year we have two great teams that should provide a very competitive game. Can't wait for the battle to begin.

Watch with everyone I know on my 75” 4K and by halftime be slow mo the entire second half...

GO PHILADELPHIA GO....

bread & circuses to keep people from even thinking about the problems we face.

And when the kids (girls) were fighting I'd punish them by making then hold hands and sit and watch it.

and I'd like to see a close game. I guess that's two fucks.