In fact, we had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before we went to bed, eat a whole box of homemade Tide, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home our dad and our mum would kill us and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.'

But you try and tell the young people today that...and they won't believe ya.

(Strangely enough, I really did have to walk uphill both ways to school...the town I lived in was in a valley. The town was on one side of the river and the school on the other...you walked up the hill from the bus turnaround to get to the school, and walked up the hill from the bus stop to get back to the house.)

All their brains are fried?

Ridiculous.

and set a new record.

Obama ate a whole box of Tide Pods! And then he ate six Big Macs, four orders of fries, a half-gallon of Coke and THREE scoops of ice cream. Man, Trump will never beat that one for sure!

...while doing it -

That was pretty brave of him.

I bet you Trump isn't brave enough to do that.

...who decides something like this is a good idea.