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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts) Thu Jan 25, 2018, 12:03 PM Jan 2018

Mr Fluffy, there's no easy way to say this, but we need to talk

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Mr Fluffy, there's no easy way to say this, but we need to talk (Original Post) NightWatcher Jan 2018 OP

Careful. That cat seems to be thinking "don't fu_k with me". brush Jan 2018 #1

but the stupid cat has the safety on NightWatcher Jan 2018 #3

Good little story, wish it was longer as I was just getting into it. brush Jan 2018 #4

Why is it when dogs look at you, it is with loving eyes for their "mama" ("papa") hlthe2b Jan 2018 #2

Ha! Phentex Jan 2018 #6

I'd never give my cat a gun... Jaco Jan 2018 #5

brush

(53,871 posts)

1. Careful. That cat seems to be thinking "don't fu_k with me".

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 12:19 PM

Jan 2018

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

3. but the stupid cat has the safety on

Reply to brush (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 12:24 PM

Jan 2018

*cat turns guns sideways to check for a safety

*I slap the gun out of the cat's grip. "Ah ha", I say.

*the cat throws up in my favorite shoe

brush

(53,871 posts)

4. Good little story, wish it was longer as I was just getting into it.

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 02:56 PM

Jan 2018

hlthe2b

(102,372 posts)

2. Why is it when dogs look at you, it is with loving eyes for their "mama" ("papa")

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 12:24 PM

Jan 2018

and when cats look at you, it is with the demanding eyes of one's captor?

LOL

Phentex

(16,334 posts)

6. Ha!

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 05:54 PM

Jan 2018

It's true

Jaco

(8 posts)

5. I'd never give my cat a gun...

Reply to NightWatcher (Original post)

Thu Jan 25, 2018, 03:30 PM

Jan 2018

He'd hold me up for treats.

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