Giving S-U-P-E-R W-I-D-E berth to these critters!

However, rather than washing, he now should just like ... eat a sandwich ... you know, behave like every other wee critter, existing since the dawn of time itself ... well, other than the sandwich part

Everywhere. Everywhere on your body, your bed, the floor, the walls, the counters, doors, in the air. It's part of earth. A necessary part, it seems.

Killed all the aliens in War of the Worlds??!!