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Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts) Fri Feb 2, 2018, 12:54 AM Feb 2018

Got Dad Jokes?

A Blind Man Was Standing On A Street Corner And His Dog Pissed All Over His
Leg, The Blind Man Pulled A Snack Out Of His Pocket And Gave It To The Dog.

An Observer Asked The Blind Man "Why Would You Give A Snack To Your Dog
That Pissed On You"?, And The Blind Man Said: " I'm Trying To Find His Mouth
So I Can Kick His Ass"...

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Got Dad Jokes? (Original Post) Grassy Knoll Feb 2018 OP

My diet joke: I always think twice before eating dessert. Purrfessor Feb 2018 #1

Hehehe... Grassy Knoll Feb 2018 #2

LuckyCharms had one earlier Skittles Feb 2018 #3

LOL.... Grassy Knoll Feb 2018 #4

You folks know about this subreddit, right? Danascot Feb 2018 #5

What do you call a bear with no ears? True Dough Feb 2018 #6

A man is washing his car with his son. True Dough Feb 2018 #7

There's always "shitmydadsays". mpcamb Feb 2018 #8

Purrfessor

(1,188 posts)

1. My diet joke: I always think twice before eating dessert.

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 01:08 AM

Feb 2018

I think about it the first time I eat it. And then I think about it again the second time I eat it.

Another one that made my kids groan:

Why is there no need to frost a cake during wintertime?

Because you can set it outside and it will frost itself.

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

2. Hehehe...

Reply to Purrfessor (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 01:11 AM

Feb 2018

Guilty..

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

3. LuckyCharms had one earlier

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 01:30 AM

Feb 2018

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=1040222

Grassy Knoll

(10,118 posts)

4. LOL....

Reply to Skittles (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 01:33 AM

Feb 2018

Danascot

(4,690 posts)

5. You folks know about this subreddit, right?

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 02:49 AM

Feb 2018

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

6. What do you call a bear with no ears?

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 02:57 AM

Feb 2018

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

7. A man is washing his car with his son.

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 02:58 AM

Feb 2018

The son asks, "Dad why can't you use a sponge instead?"

mpcamb

(2,871 posts)

8. There's always "shitmydadsays".

Reply to Grassy Knoll (Original post)

Fri Feb 2, 2018, 10:38 AM

Feb 2018

https://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

That seems like the best link. (If it's not, please send a better one)
For the best material, go back to 2009 and 2010 at the bottom.

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