If I were a Rich Man (If There were no glitch man)
If there were no glitch, man
Ya ba deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
My computer screen would not turn blue
Every time I turn it ON!
HEY!
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Ya ba deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!
All my programs working properly
Then I’d be a very happy man.
I’d turn on Word and Excel using my laptop
Never fearing they would crash!
Never scaring kids when I scream OH NO!
I’d never tremble with fright every time that I had to
Make use of the forward slash,
My screen saver Marilyn Monroe!
I’d fill my drive with programs, films and some music
That I downloaded from the net,
Knowing they’d be there the next time I look!
I’d visit websites with names that are way too confusing,
Information hard to get
Saving stories from some Polish book!
If I had no glitch, man,
Ya ba deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If my laptop didn’t have a glitch
I would not have tossed it in a ditch
Still buy programs that make Bill Gates rich
And I’d be a very happy man!
HEY!
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