Directly from the 1%. The 1% has to pay the additional tax on top of that.

With that new money smell.

I like this. I'd add this not just for me, but for every person making less than $100,000/year.

damn i miss that stuff.

they're out of business but if i'm president someone's getting me that recipe!

I have so many things I loved that companies changed or got discontinued. One that always comes to mind is the old recipe for ranch ruffles that was around when I was growing up in the 90’s. They still have ranch ruffles but they aren’t the same. There is a jalapeño ranch flavor now that is close , but obviously more spicy. In the same vein ; the old Wheatables , those choclate banana fudge bars ( that used to have Wiley E Coyote on them) lol.

I would bring back Obama’s beer recipes to the WH and expand it - maybe even see if we could get it distributed as some kind of non profit. If that’s too crazy I would just expand the offered recipes to include more stuff.

In my presidential library I would have a gigantic music section that would fuction like a museum and we would have free exhibits with live shows and themed sets to educate people about music history.

If you had the power to tax the rich enough so that you could give every man, woman, and child in the United States $100,000 lump sum! (limited to those who are not millionaires, millionaires can go suck it)

about 30 trillion dollars, give or take several trillion.
I'd like mine in $50 bills please.

Like take up the entire south lawn?

I like winning!

And I’d probably ask for all kinds of esoteric presidential memorabilia for the Oval...for example, “I’m gonna need LBJ’s whiskey decanter.”

Then invite the Dude and John Goodman over for a few frames.

... and fix the swimming pool that's beneath it.

Press briefings can be done via Skype, and be as effective as today's briefings.

Unless the press pool wants to join me in the swimming pool ...

Pictures please...

I'd ask for a parade.

No sense in letting all that good food go to waste.

With all the richy rich amenities....daycare for kids, post school tutors, rides to school, dry cleaners, (cold) storage for delieveries, secure bike storage. In building grocery.
And free spay & neuter for pets.

To be placed on Trump. HE wants everything gold plated, and if having gold plated cuffs gets him behind bars, then let's do it.

And declare Thursdays pizza night (except no Papa Johns, cause he is a major ass republican)

owners of the major pizza chains Republican?

... but with better beer!

of how you can eat all the food you want and not gain weight.
I know they have that under "highly classified clearance" files.

After that, I'd issue EOs making free ice cream available from federally-operated ice cream trucks all summer. I'd make Mardi Gras a national holiday and I'd have some carnival rides installed in the Rose Garden. Maybe a Tilt-A-Whirl.

...of course I'm kidding.

I would want two things;

1. Make Surge the official, unofficial soft drink of the Federal Government.

2. Repaint the White House.....other than white.

But no brown ones. If I found a brown one, I'd trash the Oval Office.

...for SF/Fantasy, Comics, Trek, Mystery, you name it...if there's a fandom, I'd want it. It would last for three days over the Fourth of July, and I'd have as many great names from the 20th century as are left as guests. Guest of honor, of course, would be Harlan Ellison. With a huge costume party on the South Lawn as the centerpiece. Let our national hair down, and party for three days!

just to see the fireworks.

trade paperback ever published, a comfy chair, and a bottomless iced tea (with no sugar, because putting sugar in iced tea would be a federal crime).