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baldguy

(36,649 posts) Fri Apr 27, 2012, 07:06 AM Apr 2012

Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

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Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook (Original Post) baldguy Apr 2012 OP

I think the opposite will happen... hunter Apr 2012 #1

It'll be a whole 'nother world by 2040. nolabear Apr 2012 #2

Hell, it's a whole 'nother world now. baldguy Apr 2012 #5

I'm going to run in 2040. Chan790 Apr 2012 #3

The only difference is that pictures are easy to get treestar Apr 2012 #4

Gotta love The Onion! frogmarch Apr 2012 #6

hunter

(38,322 posts)

1. I think the opposite will happen...

Reply to baldguy (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:15 PM

Apr 2012

... anyone who doesn't have an internet history will be regarded with extreme suspicion.

The hook-handed one-eyed Republican Presidential candidate will have several "Hold my beer and watch this..." YouTube videos to his credit, and the Democratic candidate will have "kissing girlfriends" pictures with the woman she's married to.

There will be an Independent candidate who has no internet history and the personality of a dead fish, but he'll only win Florida and no one will know why.

Most of the nation will vote for the family values Democrat, with only a few states supporting the "Yes, I'd like to hold his beer" Republican.