I refer you to post#2

Come on! I kept it ....clean

Cats are master predators.

He also likes to attack the cord on the waffle iron.

Master predator?

. . .for the live game to come.

What a blessing that would be.

I adopted my two cats when they were a few weeks old. The only people they have met are friends and family that come visit me. Occasionally, they get taken to the vet but he is very nice. As far as they are concerned, the world is a wonderful place where everyone is nice and there are lots of hugs, cuddles, sleeping spots and places to explore. I spoil them rotten but they are really great well behaved cats. Personally, I would jump on everything and explore everywhere.

and our remaining rescue cat is 17. Life is pretty darn good for them at our house! I always tell my husband that in my next life that I want to be one of his pets...he is the best caregiver ever.

Of course most dogs don't have that option on a regular basis.

I would run and run and run...

...and chin scritches/belly rubs. And head butting my mom to show her I know how much she loves me.

10 minutes of playful destroying the house and 50 minutes napping on the couch.

and eat my own poop to see what the attraction is.

cats invented that sport!

Then take a nap in the sun to see what cats dream about.

We can rememer all this when we're back to human, right?

I would rally the pack and make a truce with the cats. We would all break free and run to Washington, mauling every lawmaker until they ban assault weapons/magazine capacity. Then I would take a nap.

attend to the personal hygiene in the middle of the living room. Payback for the trips to the vet's. Humping legs optional.

and personal hygiene in front of human guests.

That is what my girl seems to love the most.

He is still in awe of the great leader

station myself there and then both literally and figuratively look down on everyone who passes by for 59 minutes. The last minute I would jump on somebody's head.

I would REALLY like to know how my cat can do that

Meow around the house at midnight because someone will get me a treat to shut me up.

Lap water with my tongue to see what that is like
Stick my claws into the sofa arm and pull myself up to sit on it.
Stick my claws into a dog's nose for his thinking about sticking his nose up my butt
Run as fast as I can to get away from the dog.
Try liver and see if I'd like it now that I am a cat
Chase the little red dot
Spend the last 5 minutes stoned on cat nip.

I hope I can fit all that in in just one hour.

exploring the nature of catness. I might try to figure out the secret of slipping in and out of other dimensions, as in those occasions when I am searched for everywhere and can't be found, but then I suddenly materialize underfoot when a treat package is opened. I might learn what it's like to be able to jump five times my own height, and to see well enough in the dark to sneak up on humans and trip them when they shuffle to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I'll learn how to aim hairballs at the best rugs, or to place them where the human is most likely to step on them. I'll discover what it's like to have a tail and fur and ears that swivel.

I might also take a crack at climbing curtains.

Leaping with agility from limb to limb. If I were a dog, running. They make it look like fun.

as it is, he refuses.

My house stinks
The car stinks (skunk died next to the garage)
and I stink (the woman at the market said - oh, yes, now I smell it).

Can you even imagine how cool a thing it is to be able to do that?

Much of the world they live in is invisible to us.

And puke in 45th's shoes.

She let her dog do that to us for many years.

. . .and let me hang my head out the window! (My doggie has it even better. I drive a ragtop.)

If I were a little puppy dog,
I would snippy and I'd bitey
Into everybody's nightie.
If I were a little puppy dog.

Wolf